It Was Fast and Dirty!

Liz — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:00:00 +0000

Dear Monday,

I’m willing to forgive what you and your mean muggin friend Tuesday did to me last week (You both had bad hair, btw). I almost had to get the badgers and take you down (throw beer in your face.) But, let’s start fresh, ok? Play nice, Monday!

Dear Leggings/Yoga Pants/Wife Beaters, and suprisingly soft F21 T shirts,

Thank you for being the only items of clothing in my closet that did not make me want to burst in tears and rock back and forth in the fetal postion this weekend. It’s not that my other clothes are mean. They just don’t understand pms and aren’t as…flexible as you are.

Dear Hair,

I want my bangs back and this is the picture I will be taking to our stylist. Bangs, since it will be cooling off you have no reason to get all hot and sweaty and weird. Act right ok? I know OOFA isn’t here to “roll my bangs?” but we are just going to have to be big girls and work as a team.

{Extensions MIGHT be coming out ya’ll, but then I’d just be…”UN”, and that’s so sad}

Dear Fiance of one of my favorite blogger buddies,

I’m so excited about my blog’s re-design! I hope all the mumbo jumbo I sent you this weekend made sense, and I promise not to be too much of a pain in the ass. My baby’s gettin a makeover!

Dear Kelly,

This means I won’t be harassing you to change things for me at 2am anymore. I know you are probably very sad about this. Don’t worry, you are not off le hook. I have endless things to harass you about. Yay!

Dear Sangria in a bottle,

You’re really good. I like where our relationship is going. Combined with the yoga pants and your yummyness, I just might never leave my house again. Keep up the good work.

Dear Fall TV Schedule,

I can’t effing deal with you, dude. There are just too many shows I HAVE to watch, and I can’t prioritize, I am overwhelmed and confused. My little OCD heart can’t take it. On that note, Fall TV, you’re also making me feel like a TV junkie. The Hills this week, right peeps?

Dear Burberry Prorsum Spring 2010,

Holy gawd. You blew my mind. Well played, Christopher Bailey, well played.

Dear Friends,

Yes, that is YOU! Sorry for the randomness. I have nothing too exciting to report from this weekend and I am just fine with it! I hope this week is FABULOUS for us all. Also, if Monday has you feeling a little…hostile…today, head over to Kelly’s blog for a fabulous way to vent! AND my best friend Brooke is guest posting here today, it’s HILARIOUS, so ch-ch-check it! Kthxbai!

Big fat bloggy hugs to you all!

XOXO,

Liz

I spent an amazing 3 months in the Philippines and I am deeply saddened by the news that a typhoon has hit Manila, with the death toll rising. My prayers are with a nation and people who stole my heart. If you’d like to help out, please visit the Philippine Red Cross

(These lil letters were inspired by The Rockstar Diaries, The Wild and Wily Ways of a Brunette Bombshell and I’m sure many others. I didn’t create this idea, and I don’t claim to!)

Hair inspiration image via lookbook.nu

Burberry image via style.com

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