Do you guys realize that as of 10:30 pm PST, BLOGGERS have raised over $2000 for Love Harder? That Love Harder has over 100 FB fans? That today alone over THREE HUNDRED bloggers posted a “Love Harder” post? That the system crashed today because there were so many people trying to donate at once? It’s truly amazing what this community of ours can do when used for good.
In other, muchmuchmuch less important internet news…allow me to share a little convo I had this evening with one of the penis variety, and no I do not have permission but I also had no blogspiration, so sorry, Mr. Wonderful. Punish me later.
He texts me back “Not happening”
Went to get a soy skinny cinnamon dolce latte (my new obsession. Also? I’m vegan (for) now.)
Then we got on Skype…my *notes* are in red.
Me: Hmm…I wonder if John is gonna die? You think? (Sarcasm, people, sarcasm)
Him: nope. trick movie. she dies, but he learns what true love is (He’s sarcastic too)
Me: Do you know this for a fact?
Him: I don’t
Me: It’s Nicholas Sparks, he’s not that deep
Him: seriously. I will never watch that (Ohhh yes you will)
Me: Never EVER?
Him: not for nothing
Him: do you want to see it? (He’s so gonna cave)
Him: why on earth?
Me: Because it’s like the notebook! (Not quite sure of my rationale here. Go with it.)
Him: EXACTLY!
Me: EXACTLY!
Him: = avoid like the plague
Me: = awwww it’s about love!
Him: no. it isn’t. Don’t get me started (He’s SO hot when I get him started. just sayin)
Me: hahaha I want to hear this (Get started! RAWR)
Him: everything wrong in the world, all I’m gonna say
Me: Hmmmm I think I just like the song in the preview (I’m pmsing emo always lately)
Him: the guy, just in the preview, is awful
Him: oh… oh, he was the guy in GI Joe! he’s TERRIBLE
Me: TATUM CHANNING
Me: he’s GORGEOUS (But you’re cuter. I should have said that.)
Him: he is the worst actor I have seen in a long time
Him: not since Freddie Prinze
Him: I’ll give you that
Me: Ohhh I used to love Freddie (Remember She’s All That? I Know What You Did…)
Him: but he’s the Megan Fox of dudes
Him: ok. he’s not her
Him: she’s a dumbass (YAY Suck it Megan! Wait, NO)
Him: not since Freddie Prinze
Him: I’ll give you that
Me: Ohhh I used to love Freddie (Remember She’s All That? I Know What You Did…)
Him: but he’s the Megan Fox of dudes
Him: ok. he’s not her
Him: she’s a dumbass (YAY Suck it Megan! Wait, NO)
Me: “you don’t scare me Mister” (watch the preview and you’ll get it)
Him: hahahaha (I really like making him laugh. le sigh)
Same guy saw 500 Days of Summer with me and is taking me to Leap Year tomm…men. Big talkers.
Same guy saw 500 Days of Summer with me and is taking me to Leap Year tomm…men. Big talkers.
IN OTHER EFFING AMAZING NEWS- LILU IS COMING LILU IS COMING!! TO ME! THIS WEEKEND! Gonna lick her face! Also? Apparently Thursdays are the new Friday’s over here? I dunno. Friday is just a good day for me to catch up with ya’ll. So HAPPY WEEKEND…have fun, be safe….Tell someone you love them.
Prepare for 5 days of FABULOUS giveaways next week! It’s my blog birthday!Lauren of The Offbeat Report is the winner of the WiNK tee, I’ll email you!
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There is nothing I want more than Channing Tatum in my lady bits.
If I could be with that man for a year, I'd be willing to end my life at that point.
SO. PRETTY.
And also channing does not die– he would NEVER DIE in a movie. Directors know better than to do that to me!!!
You lick Lilu, I'll lick Channing. Deal? Deal.
Have a great weekend lover bunny!(you like that? I know you do.)
You cheer my up, I swear!
Is it wrong to say here that I think the shape of Channing Tatum's head looks like an uncircumcized penis?
Yay! Can't wait for the giveaways. Mmmm…free stuff is delicious.
Hahaha, come on Channing Tatum is smarter than Megan Fox! Megan Fox can barely spell her own name!
And I'm such a sap (girl) for Nicholas Sparks movies. No matter how bad or cheesy or corny they might be. Also, ZOMG Amanda Seyfried is the most perfect looking girl alive and annoyingly unhatable.
I finally worked it out! Something to do with my cookies – unfort not of the choc chip variety! Just made my donation then so thanks for the reminder and thanks for your help earlier too!
Oh and I totally wish I was a fly on the wall when you 2 crazy gals get together! Either that… or there with you! Have a brew or two for me!
Ugh, I despise Megan Fox!!! And Freddie Prinze. But I'll take Channing Tatum anyday, thankyouverymuch!
Oh my men.. Dear John comes out the day of my birthday and yes I will be there and yes Mr. Fl will be tagging along lol….I am reading the book right now and it is stinkin good just saying..LOVE YA!
so excited for the movie! loved the notebook so much!!! i loved the conversation and I am pretty sure he will watch it with you! rock it girl!
Damn, I love girl talk! But since I'm rarely able to sit in for a session IRL maybe I should just hang out here. Hmm, whaddya say Liz?
For those of you interested, check out the Jan/Feb issue of 'Details' magazine. There's a full article on Channing Tatum, along with beefcake pics (although he'll be way overdressed for many of you). But it DOES have the requisite shot with tank top and the 'check-out-my-smokin' biceps', arms over the head pose.
Sure he's a good-looking guy. If I was a chick I could see the appeal. No guy-crush or bromance here, I'm just sayin'.
Apparently he had boiling water poured down the front of his wetsuit while filming in Scotland and had his happy parts scalded. But I'm happy to pass the news along that he's recovered and his penis is "fantastic" (his words, not mine).
Why all this appears in something that professes to be a men's magazine, I have no idea. I'd rather see and read about someone with breasts, but that's just me. The rest of you, enjoy.
Wow, way to hijack this thread huh?
Oh, and Megan Fox ain't all that. Way overrated, just like Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson (yawn).
Again, just sayin'.
Happy "early" blog b-day
I can't wait to see what is in store for next week!!
xoxo
Haha. Sounds like a conversation I'd have with my husband. Though I must admit he's a trooper when it comes to chic flicks. I really want to see Dear John…even thought I read the book and thought it sucked. Haha. I think it's the song too. I'm a sucker for a good, catchy trailer song.
Channing Tatum is hot…he just needs to keep his mouth shut. Just sit there and look pretty. haha
I dragged Kristian with me to see Bride Wars last year. He still hasn't forgiven me. Can't blame him that movie sucked. We have deal if we go see a chick flick I have to pay. haha.
See, the thing with the care and proper maintenance of men is that ideally we women could make them do things they didn't want to do by making them think it's their own idea. But how in god's name can you convince a dude that it's his idea to see Dear John?!
Wearing him down is your best option. Good job.
Dumb adn pretty gets such a bad rap.
Oh yeah, and the best way to get a guy NOT to see a movie is to compare it to The Notebook! But I'm sure you have other tricks up your sleeve.
I will teach you a boy trick…
S was talking all sorts of shit about The Notebook whenever it would come up and one day I asked him if he had ever seen it or had just assumed it sucked. He admitted he had never seen it.
So I waited until one day he was in a bad mood and just sort of being jerk-y. I made a huge deal out of it. Told him I was horribly upset. When he asked how he could make it up to me, I proclaimed the next day "Sarah Day" and he had to do whatever I said without complaint. When he said no way, I said I would stay mad. Finally he caved.
I can't stand Megan Fox… but Channing Tatum, that's another story.
My ex 'kinda-sorta sometimes in-a-way' resembled Channing Tatum… but he was an ass.
I think I stayed with him for those last few months- because at times he resembled that gorgeous piece of man.
Only not near as heavenly, of course.
Did I mention he was an ass?
YAY for going vegan! I always get super hyped about eating vegan but it normally lasts no longer than a month which is when I go back to being a strict vegetarian. I'm love food and all sorts of it, so it's hard for me to cut out things I love, but cutting out meat is definitely worth it. Good for you! Why the motivation?
Dear John?! OH NO!
ha ha I liked the notebook, but I can only take so much of those emotional sap films.
How exciting about the Love Harder Site… amazing how gnerous this community can be.
What an adorable exchange… husband and I always communicate like that… he plays tough guy but he always caves. xoxo
Ok, first? That Barry dude is cracking me up! I love when guys comment cause I just don't see it that often.
Next? Channing (yes, we're on a first name basis… in my dreams) is my faaaavorite. He had me at "Step Up." I don't give a rat's hairy behind if he can't act, I'm happy just looking at him. I don't really understand how it's fair that one person gets to be that freaking beautiful! I hear the movie is muy sad but no one dies. Did I just ruin it for anyone? Cause I really don't know much about it, that's just the word on the streets.
Also? That kitten's face? I want to eat it. SO cute!
Last but definitely not least? I love you and I'm sorry I've been MIA around le blogland lately! XOXO
Aww I wanna see that movie too!
LB talks alot himself, but it was him who saw The Proposal with me.
He also watches Teen Mom with me. =) heheheh.
OMG, you and LILU need to do a video blog together while she's there!! PLEASE?
Ugh, I have been such a bad bloggy friend my dear! Forgive please? I have wanted to go Vegan, but Hubbs is a meat and potatoes kind of guy! Sounds Cliche right? But it's the totaly truth, I don't think I could turn vegan in a house full of steak and fries! Kudos to you though!!! Also, please let us know how Leap Year is!! I am dying to see it!
Will you please lick her face for me as well?
Also, I would like Tatum's face all over. Yum. And I am totally seeing that movie.
I tried 3 times yesterday to donate and it would never let me. Maybe it was having issues and not me? I was thinking I was having a pregnancy meltdown.
i wanna see leap year cuz matthew goode is a hottie! but the movie sounds just like the one he did w/mandy moore awhile back. anywho, have fun on your date! (ps he must really like you if he's taking u to see leap year…for reals)
ok im dying to see Dear John!!!! tatum is absolutely dead gorgeous!!! i just got skype curious to see what the big deal was…i kept hearing about it almost everyday!!!
I want to see Dear John… I will drag my bestie girlies to it
And a quick note on Freddie. In the past, yes… he was the Megan Fox of dudes. BUT… he is now on 24, which is one of my favorite shows… and so far, he has not been robotically awful. Perhaps he took some acting classes??
ohhh that movie! i actually ruined it for myself because i looked up the plot on wiki because i just couldn't wait for the movie. not as predictable as you'd think, but still pretty darn bad.
Okay, I plan to see the movie, but I was disappointed in the book. Of course it is a Nicholas Sparks book so it can't be love that is all smooth sailing, there must be heartache. But rest assured Channing Tatum does not die, well at least in the book he doesn't.
Oh you always make me laugh! My husbands name is John…I asked Dear John to see the movie-I do not think it is going to happen. Maybe I need to write a Dear John letter…mmmm?
Channing Tatum is ridiculously yummy.
haha I love it.
i'm scared to watch the movie bc nick sparks makes me cry and i hate him (lovehim) for that. bastard.
leap year is precious. my dream movie. lit-rilly.
Girl, you're amazing!
Cheer me up every single time. Love the cute kitty picture, too. And yup, Thursdays feel liks Fridays…so we're loving it! 
And haha…Tatum is the male version of Megan…:P
ahhh downtown 6th st in atx one night who do i run in to????? Tatum himself. Got pictures to prove it. score.
have a fab weekend darling!
That picture just made my morning!
Cute. I love channing!!
omg. there you are. i was out yesterday and now you are mia.
ok. so…love this post.
what is this love harder stuff i missed?
also, um, a visitor? YAY! what do you two have planned?????
and I love the song from the trailer too.
Okay see, here's the thing. Sean has learned that watching gooey movies = sex. It's that simple. Be cunning enough to reach for my hand right when Mr. Darcy proclaims his undying love for Lizzie Bennet? You're totally getting some. TOTALLY.
I think more men should learn this. That I will associate your suffering through a romantic film as your loving me JUST LIKE THE MOVIE SAYS and the only possible result should be our removal of clothing when this is all said and done.
Side Note… Uhmmm, Channing Tatum. Tanning Chatum. Whomever. Doesn't matter. What matters is that he, at some point, have his shirt off. Or pants. Or both. And I may or may not be a little miffed he was a stripper and I totally missed my shot to shove dolla dolla bills down his panties. *swoon*
Okay they say Channing can't act but who carreeeeeeesss? I would do all sorts of stuff my mom would not approve to him!
ps. say hey to Lilu!
WE SHOULD SO GO SEE THAT ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!! Two days!!!
have fun you two!
I have to agree with your guy. I can't get into those notebook type movies.
big talkers. so true. he'll totally go. proven fact men will do anything for a gorgeous girl. we've proven that over and over, no?
looove that snow patrol song. i die.
and guess what? i love you. have fun with lilu this weekend dear!!
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lol my husband can't STAND Channing Tatum. he thinks he's the most horrible actor… and seeing as my husband is a Captain in the Army, he HATES that he always plays military parts. his exact words "he's a pansy ass and is SO not believable as a soldier." i sense that part of this MIGHT be jealousy b/c umm… what woman in her right mind thinks that channing isn't gorgeous? haha
I used to loooove Channing Tatum in that one movie with Amanda Bynes… can't think of the name at the top of my head…. then I quickly grew out of him when I realized what a bad actor he is. He always acts the same in every single movie even though his characters are completely different! And you know how when he acts mad in movies??? SOO GOD AWFUL. But nonetheless, I will put all that aside, and still watch Dear John, simply because it's a love story (by Nicholas Sparks, adapted by Hollywood).
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Convos with cute boys are impossible to resist – love this!
Happy, Happy Weekend lovey!!
He's totally gonna cave!
the blogging community always amazes me. that's so fantastic!
ha, I love Freddie Prinze, if I flip through channels and "she's all that" is on, I totally watch it.
so excited to see this movie! loved the book!
{simple smile}
okay, amanda seyfried bugs me. maybe it's her eyes or something. and i'm not totally into the notebook because it depresses me.
BUT… BUT… BUT… channing tatum!!!@#~!@@#$!!! mmmm mmmm mmmm… i just might have to see this one!!!
umm, okay and FIVE days of giveaways!!?!!? ahhh, can't wait!!
haha love it! I just point out how much time I spend listening to jordan and his friends talking about boring things and then he always goes to see terrible movies with me.
Hello dear. I just wandered across your blog and I am LOVE LOVE LOVEing it.! Keep crushing the blog world.! (:
hahah pretty much obsessed with that convo.
Liz….. I DON'T want to be compared with Megan Fox anymore. I will kill Mr Anonymous. Hahaha!
nicholas sparks is a little too sappy for me but i'd probably see it for channing. mmm. the girl always makes me think of Karen in Mean Girls (who i LOVE) so even better!
I would like to lick CHanning Tatums face.
He's the Megan Fox of dudes, LMAO… damn!
Lick her face and his, or better yet his abs. I have to say I loved him in She's the Man. I know kinda of a lame movie but him and soccer and I'm a happy camper
Love the post, but I think I missed the Skype part?
lol Boys, secretly their super mushy too, they just like to pretend!
.. i just might have to see this one!!!
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If you are going vegan, are you also giving up leather/suede and wool? Because those are animal products. I was just curious. Good luck, I know I couldn't go vegan. I like cheese too much.
I'm dying laughing with your red notes!!!!!
Hi! Found you via 20something Bloggers. Love the site!
Have a great Friday!
Don't think I Could go vegan.. esp here in Japan..eeek.. totally loving the photo… absolutely adorable.
WAITAMINUTE.
Vegan?
Honey… I don't do people who don't do meat.
FIX IT.
Have fun with LiLu! I expect a full recap Monday or Tuesday!
Yeah, guys always cave if they really like us
and I can't wait to see the movie, he is one gorgeous man!
Saw the movie Fighting just for him haha
LOL! The Megan Fox of dudes??? Pleez!! Give him a little more credit than that!
BTW, they always cave in ;o
Yay for Love Harder!!!
Silly boys and their empty threats. Don't they know the women in their lives will always win in the end? Romcoms (oh wait, this is not a com) and chick flicks always make S cry, hahaha.
Happy weekend, Lizzy bear.
Vegan??? What??? When did this happen?
He'll end up laughing more than you at leap year, I guarantee it.
P.S. Found your blog through flash, I LOVE IT!
Leap Year is soo fun of a movie!! You'll love it!! I'm glad things are much better!
haha love that convo. I'm excited to see Dear John! Have a great weekend Liz! xox
haha that convo was great. I also want to see the movie & I expect my boyfriend to come as well. Just promise him you'll see a movie that he wants to see with him if he comes and sees Dear John with you. it works every time :]
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I really liked leap year! and you guys are super cute!!!
happy weekend
my brain is mush today and i cannot think or make sense of this stuff! what is wrong with me head?
anyyyyyyyywhoodle
hope you have a great weekend!
enjoy the penis variety! wait. that didn't come out right. told you my brains hurt today.
Have fun this weekend! XOXO
Yay for Channing Tatum.
"Him: he is the worst actor I have seen in a long time
Him: not since Freddie Prinze" Hahaha
Xx
PS – The cat is so adorable!
That kitten is BEYOND cute!
She needs a bow!
heyy..I haven't heard from you in quite a bit.
What's going on? Hope stuff is amazingly good with you.
Have a blast with Lilu!
Lick Lilu for me too, she won't care. Have fun!
I want pics of you licking her face!
you two are so cute…so, you didn't see the movie then?
now i'm going to look Dear John up online and see how it really ends.
xoxo alison
I love the kitty with tatted man.
You are in FULL FLIRT Single mode. Which reminds me, I owe you a fancy guest post.
That's fantastic how much money has been raised and I really want to see Dear John, if you go you will have to let us know what you think. You man sounds sweet, especially since you dragged him to two chick flicks. Go you!
I had the SAME conversation with Twitter.
He's right, if it's Nicholas Sparks, John can't die. But this convo totally cracks me up. And congrats on your philanthropy dude! you have so many projects going on it makes my head spin!
Um, I have had a 4 year long crush on Channing. I read Dear John a while ago…and when I saw the preview for this movie for the first time I was in the theater- JUMPED up, squealed and did not even pay attention to have the movie I was at the theater to see (New Moon) because I was so damn excited to see Channing play romantic again…and I know there will be a shirtless scene. sigh.
Well, sweet dreams for me now with that image in my head!
oopsy – have should be half! got too excited about that man!
Haha, such a cute convo
He sounds charming ! I love the sexy sarcasm 
Sooo happy about you and LILU finally liking faces !!
That's too funny. Guys are all talk sometimes. I really want to see Leap Year!!! It looks too cute!
haha rantastic doesn't even really go to the movies, so you've got one on him!
how amazing is this glowelle stuff, never heard about it, but I could use it so much these days
how amazing is this glowelle stuff, never heard about it, but I could use it so much these days
girl, you are hilarious
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