I had so many things I planned on writing about in my first post of 2010. Insert fireworks. But I feel I should warn you.
Mama is high as a kite. So this is how we’re starting out 2010. Thank me later.
Now, I don’t condone drug use…however, I have cracked ribs. CRACKED. RIBS. OUCH and CRYING.
The actual cracking of the ribs didn’t occur over the weekend, but I was told by my doctor that certain activities while wearing my favorite bra would cause intense pain. Hiking. Running. Having the sex. Basically any movement that causes my boobs to move, which is basically sitting up, or walking…ummm this is getting awkward, I blame the drugs. I also blame this bra by Victoria’s Secret that I have in every color and pattern available and insist on wearing even though the underwire seems to be made of cement…but do the girls look good?! YES. So shut it down. Beauty is pain.
The VS website says of this bra o’magic-”padded for ultimate lift. LEVEL 5.“ LEVEL 5? That sounds serious and scary and PERFECT. I’m never giving this bra up.
So the Dr “advised” me not to wear it anymore. As he was getting a free feel under my shirt, he actually laughed and said “IS THIS THE BRA YOU WEAR? IT’S RUBBING AGAINST YOUR RIBS. YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE” And I was like “ARE YOU INSANE? I have BIG BOOBS. This bra makes them look sososo good and perky and big in a good skinny way not a bad way! If I’m going to have cracked ribs for the rest of my life, they’re going to look good damn it. Now give me some more vicodin and throw some percs in there for good measure.”
Le sigh. Men. In other men news?
I bumped into my first boyfriend of the decade on the last day of the decade. The scene? Barnes and Noble. Me? Obviously engaged in something very important Twittering on the Crackberry and not watching where I was going but I mean, I’ve pretty much got the whole walking while crackberrying thing on lock, so whatev. Except for when I don’t and end up slamming into my ex boyfriend who is innocently reading Sports Illustrated wearing the Yankee hat I got him ummm like 8 years ago. Really? Can you not get a new one? And yes, I KNOW it’s the same one. Because he mentioned it. And it was awkward.
In summary-he still does that irritating bouncing from one foot to the other thing when he’s nervous, thank you baby jesus for giving me the presence of mind to do my hair and makeup before leaving to run errands that morning, and I’ll be going to Borders from now on, kthxbai.
We didn’t exchange numbers or decide to skip up to Starbucks on the 2nd floor and share a frappucino with 2 straws. Memories of “the good times” didn’t flash before my eyes, and the Aqua Di Gio he still wears didn’t make me weak in the knees like it used to. It kind of blew my mind how there can be absolutely NOTHING between people where there once was everything.
{It’s a big city. You stay on your side, I’ll stay on mine.}
So while I might have twittered about this lil encounter, as soon as I turned my back, it was over. No phone calls to best friends…well, I DID call my Mom. Just to say- I ran into S…and he looks the same. And I looked amazing. Yes, I ran into him. No…we aren’t going out again. No. Way.
But… He totally checked my rack out. BRA FTMFW! (I would like to thank my love muffin Lilu for not only proof reading this post, but also schooling me on what FTMFW means. SUCH a giver.)
Lil reminder if you’re on 20 Something Bloggers-Lilu is up for SIX awards, and hello, she totally deserves them, so go vote for her. OH and apparently you can still vote for ME…here.
L.A Skyline shot by {Love & Lemonade}. Her amazing Etsy shop is here.
EDIT-To answer some questions-NO the bra did NOT crack my ribs. That’s an entirely different dramatic story and my ribs will never fully heal. The bra doesn’t help.
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VOTED FOR YOU. TWEETED THIS POST.
Love you smunches!!!
*fist pump*
I need that bra in my life. I love cracked ribs (well, not really but I am sure I will learn to). The girls aren't big but they sure do like to show themselves off.
And I have already voted for you! Gooood luck.
Umm, this story is unbeweavable! You are a rockstar and there is no other way to say it. I am so sorry you are in pain, but I simply love your attitude about it.
Bumping into first boyfriend of the decade on the last day of the decade…I think that's a tremendous indication that something must change – like your location. Tres weird…the universe works in mysterious ways.
And cracked ribs or not, NEVER give up that bra! It is FAB-U-LOUS – I want!!
And ummm…I love you. Even when you're high as a kite, because you, like your VS Level 5 (levels – love it!!), are FAB-U-LOUS!!
I came here by way of the awesome LiLu's tweet and I'm glad I did.
It sounds like you totally came out of this encounter with the upper hand and I totally LOVE that.
Bwahaha, he was wearing the same hat? What a loser or he loves your kick as taste? I just can't decide.
High as a kite you is way better than normal you because you cuss more and we all know my deep deep love for curse words.
love you, mean it.
Okay, so you said big boobs and a bra that will make them look big in a skinny way. Pretty sure those are magic words, cracked ribs be damned.
You're hilarious! I love your blog, it's a lot different than most I've seen and your content is fresh and something I think every girl can relate to!
Hope you'll check out my fashion blog at http://jennysopencloset.blogspot.com/
I also found your blog from Lilu's twitter! It's super cute too, glad I came to visit!
I did NOT k now they made bras that cracked your ribs… That sounds like a painful lifestyle lol
i want to lick her face as a label? love it.
um, dude. cracked ribbers? what the h? and i have no clue what F blah blah W means. hello. siz, clue a sista in.
of course he was nervous. you are hot and you had the bra on!
I agree with Summer. Please share the knowledge of letters standing for something else. I was trying to figure it out and I couldn't get past the F.
ANd seriously, cracked ribs from a bra. I think I have that same one as well. SHould I be careful.
But hey, I guess you gotta pay a price for beauty, right;)
xoxoxoxo
cracker ribs from your bra!?!? I didn't even know that could happen! but I know need to get this bra if it's gonna make my boobies look good…yeah we're crazy
and amazing girlie on facing an ex…I'm proud of you in keeping cool and everything being cool…I met up with an ex recently but that was awesome…and for different reasons =)
@Summer & Marian…
"FTMFW" is derived from FTW which equals = "For the win", extrapolated by me to stand for "For the MOTHER FUCKING win", which was then adopted and tenderly cared for by the gorgeous Elizabeth Marie.
You. Are. WELCOME.
I had no idea you could get cracked ribs from a bra but damn that bra looks amazing! mine is a level 3 it's pretty amazing and no painful underwire
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EH-236331&page=1&cgname=OSBRPVERVIL&rfnbr=5708
check it outttt
and um boo borders!!!!
I own that same bra, and it's the best bra in the world, doctor advising and cracked ribs be damned. That bra is how I've got free drinks in the past.
Oh, and I totally stalked you from LiLu's Twitter. I love your blog, you are too funny.
Yeah… bras and I don't get along. Because I have no boobs- I hate buying bras. None of them fit right, I look like I'm 12 so why spend the money… bra shopping is a whole crabby experience for me…
And I so hope your ribbies heal up soon. Enjoy the drugs… fly high my friend!!
I know how the whole boob thing goes down! While in Melbourne, I discovered my favourite bra is discontinued… (oh and I'm a 12 E – yeah…. big cans – not sure if our sizing is the same?)… anyway! Went to every shop that had them in my size and cleared them out! When you're on a good thing.. stick to it! Even if it causes you pain… hell, titties this big cause you pain regardless… right?
If your bra is cracking your ribs….babe, you need a new bra. Doctors orders. For real!
Voted for both you lovelies for the awards you are up for.
First thing Liz, what the hell does FTMFW means? You have to teach this "old" hag.
About the bra, YOU are soooo crazy. Dump the bra, you will die from your craziness.
And about the boy, funny that you still smell the cologne. Ha?
PS… I think I don't want to see you, you will laugh at my non-existent boobies. Waahahahaha!
ok wait – that bra cracked your ribs?? omg how?? or did i misread and you cracked them on something else and then the bra is making it worse? so confused.
either way – sorry you're in pain, but glad for the drugs
Liz, you crack me up. Please tell us, how in the world did you crack your ribs? I'm getting images of you in a bar fight and someone swinging a chair, but that's probably not how it went down.
Hope you're healing well!
You're HILARIOUS! Seriously, your posts always crack me up! Cracked ribs though… that doesn't sound so fun
Hope you feel better soon!
This totally KILLS me:
"I mean, I've pretty much got the whole walking while crackberrying thing on lock, so whatev."
I don't know, it just is SO well written and just hilarious!!!
This whole post just deserves an award.
I find a bra I like and only wear it. I do need to venture out!
How uber dramatic! Sorry to hear about your ribs! Not a fun way to start the New Year, I'm sure. I never had the pleasure of running into an ex in such dramatic fashion, but I can totally relate about the fact that we all change and of course, naturally, there's going to be that disconnect when you meet again. In other news, my Mom said she saw an ad for an ex's plastic surgery firm in the local newspaper in LA and she joked that she was angry that we ever broke up, because then I would have a perfect nose, and she would have a lifetime of free Botox. Haha!
Happy New Year
Dying. Great post girl. I was cracking up. Um… my first BF totally wore Aqua Di Gio as well and one year, I asked and received it for Xmas so I could spray it on my pillows… mannnn, that is one pathetic loser. haha. I love this pose – glad he checked you out- ding ding ding, you win that round!
HIlarious post….
I envy you for the big boobs… I so need some.. help a sister out.. maybe I should get this, and it can make fake boobs, hmm
secondly, good job on dealing with the ex, theres a reason he isnt in your future, and BAM for making him want you, ding ding
Happy New Year Luvah! I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever!
What happened to your ribs???
I totally need to buy that bra…not b/c I have big ta-tas…quite the opposite… I need something to help me look less like a 12 year old boy!
I'm sure that silly boy is kicking himself b/c he's no longer with the lovely Liz.
Tootily-fruitily-what?!!! That bra…i die…i tried it on and went from a "C" to a "DD" in the matter of seconds and ripped it right off…NO LIE. Scarily too big for my petite frame
Boo for not being able to wear your favorite bra…and i mean it's like fruit loops…you've got it in every color right?!!! Lol
Ahhh…the squeeze saw you and you looked good
Ya for getting ready before you left the house. That's why it's important to doll it up…cause you never know who you'll run into. HAPPY NEW YEARS babe. {{Hugs}}
ohhh that story about your ex made me laugh. happy new year! xo
from one big boobed girl to another — i am SO SO SO sorry. i feel your pain (not cracked ribs, though). mine contributed to all the back problems i've had as of late.
but a girl has got to do what a girl has got to do to make those two ladies look AWESOME.
and of course boyfriend was all nervous. you're a hottie and um, he missed his chance. woh wohhh.
Hi… I'm a new reader from 20SB (and I'll probably add you there too if that's okay).
Anyway, kept seeing your blog recommended and I had to come check it out. I love the way you write, you are so funny… I just added your blog to my google reader and can't wait to read more!
a good bra = totally worth the pain. nothing can compete with a good rack.
and, the ex-bf run-in. oh man. glad i wasn't in your shoes because i never have the foresight to do my hair & makeup for errand running. totally ran into an ex one day after hitting the gym. headed over to chili's for a salad w/ my mom and he was our server. the only satisfying thing about this is that my bod was looking bangin' so that made up for the bare face & frizzy ponytail. also the fact that he was working at chili's. still. not that there's anything wrong with working at chili's…but for four years??? come on!
oh…and i only recently learned what ftw means, and thereby could infer what ftmfw meant
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OMG Z just found out he had 3 broken ribs too! actually it happened like 2 weeks ago when he slipped on ice (and not bc of a bra, clearly) but he didn't go to the doc til i screamed YOU NEED PAINKILLERS b/c he kept making "i'm hurty" noises. anyway, hope yours heal!
Haha, this made me laugh. Way to go for the drugs
, and I'm glad you survived the encounter with the ex. Hopefully, there won't be anymore run ins in the future. Take care!
PS-Hope the ribs feel better soon!
at first i laughed but ouch for you. oh no…. hope you get well soon. xo
Oh gosh, love this post dahling. You and vicodin make a mah-velous combination! I definitely thought the bra cracked your ribs (I see that it did not), but I'm so curious what did happen. I hope you feel better soon!
I still have no idea what ftmfw or whatever means…Oh well.
Your poor rack! Ouch!
That is so weird that he still has the hat you gave him…I ran into a dude outside of Walgreens and he pretended he didn't recognize me.
What a douche.
BEST POST OF THE DECADE.
Period.
Hope your ribs feel better soon my love! So sorry about that!!!
XOXOXOXOXO,
Erin
Ouch and yeah for looking hot when you saw the ex. I don't care if it's petty – it's always nice to look better than an ex or his new whatev.
Hope the ribs get better!
i love the level 5 bras in photo. but it reality what i need is a level 5 bra is some extra support beams.
you can never win with the boobs.
as for ribs.
get better quick. 1 monthish til i'm in your next of the woods! HEAL!
Starting off with that sucks Liz!!! Broken ribs sounds horrible… but I'm with you on the bras! I swear, those Victoria ones are so uncomfortable to me but they look good… so very much worth the pain. Hope you feel better soon and don't forget to save some of the vicodin for when you're not sick… and mail me some. No wait, that's illegal huh? Ok, never mind.
Also, man did I cringe when I first read about about running into the ex! My nightmare. You know the story, so I won't bother with more of why, but seriously. Hope I never-ever-ever run into him. And I love the way you handled it.
Lastly, please email me with meaning of FTMFW. I have a small idea of the 'F's
but the rest is a mystery…
That bra looks amazing and I don't blame you for being loyal to them, I love VS too! Hope you feel better darlin and you rock for being a strong woman when running into the ex ar Borders. Oh yeah, I want to know that FTMFW means too. It is a mystery, lol. Glad you answered the bra part though, lol.
Oh hon… first the cracked ribs… glad you added the "the bra didn't do it" edit, cause I was srsly confused how a bra could do that… although, in the Land of Tiny TaTas, where I live, I could be completely out of the loop here. But I digress…
Second, the Ex. Ew. I'm sorry that had to happen… I thought I saw my Ex last week while driving and almost swerved into the other lane from shock and panic. Stupid Ex's. BUT, you looked smokin' so BOO-YA!
xoxo J
I need to know what happened to your ribs! And "It kind of blew my mind how there can be absolutely NOTHING between people where there once was everything. " — so with you there. It amazes me.
oh my word woman!!! Way to start the new year!!!
But, then again….you got good meds, so you must be doing something right!!!
I would like to say F YOU BLOGGER yet again for not letting me know that my Lizzy has posted. Cracked ribs??? OMG. Lady…I have to say that I am laughing over the Aqua di Gio. That brings back memories for mama here too. Amen for pain killers. And listen to your doc and don't wear that toxic bra. If I wasn't an old fart I would vote for you and Lilu!
Oh my, can you please by high more often!? This was HILARIOUSSSSSSSS!
And the tag "i am not on drugs" hahaaaaaaaa! So good.
xox, K
Running into ex men wait I mean boys just blows…id give anything to have boobs…or fake ones or anything that appears boob like haha…take care of those ribs that bra is a little slice of heaven if you ask me! <3 xoxo
Erm, I totally need to get my hands on this bra. Seriously. And my dear, I hope your ribs do get better, just up the meds! xoxo
http://www.fabbrunette.com
Cracked ribs?! That's no good, my love! No good at all!
But I totes agree with you that beauty is pain! And we all know you're gorgeous, so I guess that comes with the territory…
And besides, what I wouldn't give to have boobs! Totes jealous of you there! Unfortch, when I take my bra off, the girls shrink by approximately 2 cup sizes. TMI? Probably, but still sucks, no?!
Random about the encounter with the ex! Isn't it funny how those things happen?! I have quite a similar story…but maybe I'll save that for the BBM!
And high or not, you're an uhhhh-may-zing blogger and an even more uhhhh-may-zing person! 2010 is going to be fab! I just know it!
Feel better, my love! xoxo
have voted for both you and lilu!!
ps tht bra is pretty.too pretty to give up but i do wanna know how u got the cracked ribs
YOUR BRA BROKE (sorry cracked but that pretty much means broke) YOUR RIBS???
Man.. that must give some serious hold!!!
Poor baby, feel better soon! xxx
hope your ribs get better soon! and the bra is amazing… and I would say 1:0 for you that you looked amazing while you ran into your ex-bf… so 2010 had a good start! besides your cracked ribs!
God bless my D babies, I can never go without underwires…which is painful at times, I know! Get well soon lovely!! I know not everyone would understand what we go through lol
Oh this post totally cracked me up…pun sort of intended. How the hell did you crack your ribs?!!? Maybe I am lost because I am in your same state. Had to go to urgent care this weekend. Maybe there should be a rule about blogging while in pain and on medication. Kind of like drunk dialing. I dunno. Anyhoo–I don't think I could go a day without my VS underwire! I have almost full D's and I am 5 feet tall mind you. Oh—I hope you feel better soon!
Please know that I am OBSESSED with that bra. Anything that makes my barely-Bs look enormous is a God-send. Health hazard or not, I will continue to rock it.
so sorry to hear about your ribs!!that sucks!but dude!!what a bra!!!
does it work as well if you have small boobs? just wondering…
and for the ex, isn't it crazy how you can look at someone who meant the world to you at some point and think…"how?"
Darling, I am so sorry about your ribs!
Thanks for checking out my new blog; let's exchange links, shall we? I will add you to my new blogroll right now!
xoxox,
CC
LOVE this post!!
Oh, I wanted to buy that bra. I need it, desperately; and besides I would never ever in my life go without underwires or not-trying bras before buying them. It just needs to fit and my ladies have to look 255% awesooooome or I won't buy anything. This reminds me I need to go out and shop for bras. Wonderful. Just what I wanted to write in a comment box. 
Cracked ribs suck. I hear ya. And yes, they never fully fully fully heal which sucks even more. I still suffer (thankyouvermuch) and it's been three shitty years!
xoxo
Oh honey! What an ordeal..but, I will NEVER give up this bra either!!! These ladies NEEEEEEEED it
I hope your ribs get better soon!
Great post! Enjoy the drugs.
BAHAHA it's awesome when we bumped into an ex and he looked meh while we looked fabulous!
wow i can smell a bra sisterhood over here
i better go visit some VC and get one for myself either!!
love.xoxo
p.s. that models boobs look fabulous
jealous i guess.. what the hell!!
Okay ~~ Seriously, you are cracking me up!! Stop ~~
xoxo
oh my! haha! you never fail to entertain! love it! love ya girly! i haven't said that lately
happy new year!! i wish you nothing but the very, very best in 2010!! XO!
First, ouchies! Hope your ok soon!
Secondly, love running into exs when you look good.
Thirdly, def voted for you. <3
Have a great New Year!
TAKE OFF YOUR BRA! Haha, I'm serious! You have cracked ribs-what's it to you if you don't wear it for a few days?!
And omG the bumping into the ex seems like a scene out of a movie…you're right when you say that it's mind boggling how two people who were so in love with each other can be so distant and cool. When I had broken up with my boy it seemed so awkward to walk by him with just a "hi". Anyway, congrats on smelling the Aqua Di Gio and not falling for it! =)
umm feel better girl!! Love that bra, it's amazing, but didn't realize how dangerous hot boobs could be!
LMAOjkfjglkfdjglfdgfd. I hear ya. Though I have to say — if you're big chested, it's IMPOSSIBLE to find a bra that supports AND doesn't leave red dents on everything. I've been whining about this to Sean for awhile. I used to love the Fredick X bra (HEYLO girls!) but it completely tries to take out my ribs. I'm a 36DD and if you DO find a good bra (that isn't, you know, nude colored with a floral print like you're 65 and the only person touching your girls from there on out is Playtex..), they totally discontinue it. COUGH the wireless Ipex. That actually doesn't hurt because its foam and yet oddly enough, mooshes them together FANTASTICALLY. ::vent vent:: PS, you and my husband might have a lot in common. SAY WHAT? I'll let you figure that out.
Wow. Victoria's Secret injured you. That isn't right!
Glad you were able to walk past the ex with your head held high!
Oh, sweetie you said a truth there. My grandmother has this saying that translates to "To look good one must suffer a little."
But if Vicky injured you, you should sue. It could be call Lizzy Maire Secrets.
Just saying…
=)
oh no! so sorry about your ribs liz..that sucks!
Holy shit girl! You cracked your ribs??? What the heck were you doing? Well at least your rack looks good! And you made that ex weak in the knees!
Love it when that happens!
xoxo
Oh and I totally feel like we're "friends" too!!!
oh my goodness I hope you get better soon!!!
the ex story is awesome I had an encounter with an ex last week too but it didnt turn out how i expected or wanted to! oh well a blog post for another day
get well
xoxox's
Bwahahaha you're hilarious! It might be petty, but it's the most gratifying feeling to run into your ex looking hot and not missing him very much, isn't it?
Happy New Year!
Cracked ribs??? Lizzy, that ain't right. That can't possibly be the only amazing VS bra can it? LOL, I wouldn't know because my mosquito bites aren't lifting anywhere.
I love that the run in didn't make you sad. And only reminded him how hot you are. Damn skippy. GAH. I keep saying nonesense.
If a was a 20SB you and LiLu would so have my votes. Hope you win, love!
Eek cracked ribs!
"It kind of blew my mind how there can be absolutely NOTHING between people where there once was everything." – totally agree and it shocks me as well! WTF is up with that? haha.
your bra cracked your ribs?!??! wtf! WTF!!! i'm all for a good bra, but not all for cracked ribs!
and i love your running-into-the-ex story! it is nice when one can have a WHATEVER attitude about the past.
one of my exes emailed me new year's day and i said aloud DELETE! one of my favorite words/actions EVAH!
oh my poor liz! WAIT. i refuse to feel bad for your amazing rack!!!!!
hahahahah
love the way your handled the ex…perfect!
You have my vote! Beauty is indeed pain. As long as the girls look good, what cracked ribs? XD
"FTMFW"….I am so using this!!
I'm so sorry to hear about your ribs! I did that once snowboarding and it hurt like a bitch to do anything!!! And yeah, I know how that is with exes that somehow you have nothing in common with now. Consider it a blessing
Dearest Liz,
How were you not nominated for sexiest blogger? SHAM!
The end.
Love,
Jill
OMG i didn't know that was possible! wtf? i hope u feel better, love!
I feel your pain!!
Ever since I had reduction surgery and went from an H to a D, I am weary of push-up bras.
I love this: bras that wound but won't be surrendered and "nothing" where there was "everything."
As always, you complete me.
First off; didn't everyones boyfriend when they were in their late teens wear Aqua Di Gio? ha ha ha too funny.
and goodness I couldn't wear bras like that! first off it wouldn't even be WORTH my time ha ha and I'm always fussing over bras because I'd prefer to be comfy. I feel luckiest when I don't have to wear one at all ha ha–but there are times where that all sucks too. But don't worry, in all other senses, beauty is pain. I will agree with you there.
I hope you're feeling better!
Omg you always make me die laughing! I am SO sorry to hear about that damn bra- I have some VS too and they are quite uncomfortable under there! I will have to make a switch! Hope you feel better XOXO
le sigh. men. no comment.
also, my ex was TOTALLY wearing my DAMN HOODIE that isn't even his it's one of my ex's who he adopted one cold evening while at my house. never gave that one back and of course was WEARING it the night I went to get the rest of my stuff.
really? REALLY??? And yes, he knew I was coming and totally had time to throw on another one if he really cared enough. wtf.
love you.
I'm here… less than 12hours flight, no questions from the immigration, just a quick "welcome back" comment from the officer. But it's not cold… what the hell will I do with my coats?
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJA oh darlinggg I have tiny lil boobs that don't weigh nothing, and I swear to God, my bra is so tight [insert: full of padding and wires] that it leaves marks deep enough to penetrate my skin!!!!!
Anywhozersss soo sad that that u have to go to Borders now. BnN is sooo much better!!! LOL
Your ribs will never heal? Sad!
But bra = yay!
Though I boycott VS because they make/stock nothing in my size (super tiny).
i would never give the bra up! fantastic.
and the cracked ribs? lady i'm sorry!! pain. meds. better.
so glad you lit ran into the ex.. haha have done that once or twice in my day. at least you looked fab!! bet he was basically drooling by the time you walked away.
Oh, bug, you're hilarious. Only you would keep wearing the bra. Hmmm, for the pills maybe I would to. I kid. What? I'm drunk.
I'm not, but I love you and your shmancy bras.
I went to VS today for the semi-annual sale on account of the fact that my girls are growing at an unprecedented rate thanks to the bun in my oven. I love my bun more than I love life itself but my girls are driving me bananas…they drove me a a bit banans even before my little abichuela (which is what we call our "bean")…I hope I didn't get the one you are talking about. when you move to NYC we're so going to the mecca of all bras shops on the east coast. I've never been there myself but I know it exists!
as for the ex…isn't it the best when you run into someone and you look fabulous…of course it would be difficult for YOU not to look FABU 24/7 but still…
I hate you right now. I hardly ever have on makeup or do my hair when I run into exbfs and that happens more times that I can count (Montana :/ ).
On my way to bra shop right now, thanks lady.
first blog I read and it's hilarious!
Isn't that the weirdest feeling in a good way, when you're like "eh" about someone who used to be able to turn your world upside down?! Surreal.
amazing, hilarious post. Love it. i dont know what FTMFW means but i'm guessing for the mo-f*ing woman. close?
btw aqua digio used to do that to me too.. then he turned douchey. and now it seems every boy i run into wearing that cologne just LOOKS like a huge d-bag. coincidence? i know not. PS-that level 5 bra is amazing. dis'iknow.
I never comment on blogs but you are hilarious! Happy New Year
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