Hey dolls!
In all honesty, I really wanted to title this post “The Bitch is Back” ala’ Elton John…but I try to keep it k-k-klassy…although I’m unsure how mentioning it right now is any better? Whatevs. Haven’t heard this song? Well, it goes out to all my AT&T peeps…with whom I spent hours on the phone today…here it is, just for you. I’ll never forget you…and you’ll never forget me. Evil laugh.
I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do
I’m back…BOOYA!
I’m probably more excited than you, I know the blogosphere didn’t stop turning just because I was without internet. It’s obscene how badly I am addicted to the interwebs. I blame you. Yes, YOU.
Anyways! I’m back to posting late night in my PJ’s while listening to ne-yo the way god and blogger intended it.
I’m also back “on” guys. Um. Not that I was ever on the “L” train if ya know what I mean. If you remember, this disastrous weekend had me swearing off dudes for a while. I don’t really know what back “on” means, other than someone might have a chance now, while this past month they seriously just haven’t, no matter how great they may have been. So stay tuned…you know I can’t keep my love life a secret, and at the very least I always get stories to share with the group. I’m a giver.
In rotation we currently have-
The High School Crush who found me on Facebook (Um. He got hotter.)
The Car guy
The Ex-Coworker
I might also give online dating another try. I mean, I only got to Volume 3! Lame…I can do better for you guys.
…Just sayin.
And I need some of these, just in case…
I’m back to commenting and stalking your blogs! So that’s why I’m keeping this boring short and sweet!
New York Fashion Week is starting…and I die I am not there this year. Bitter Betty does NOT even begin to describe it. NYC…I love you…Fashion shows…I love you…and your after parties…and your signature cocktails…kisses.
{Oofa gives good polaroid}
If I didn’t realize how much I love ya’ll…after this week I definitely do!
Besos, besos, besos!
XOXO,
Liz
{ 78 comments }
I would Die to go to fashion week!!
and thanks for the welcome! martinis are better than coffee and I am all for that!!
OOH! I want to hear about your boy toys! Uh huh, I just might have to shoot you an email b/c I have too much craziness to post….I'm in lust……..bla. I know some of my little boyfriends read my blog, and I feel like I should keep them a secret, but I'll have to share soon.
I'm glad you're back!
BTW I want to steal that courtesy card as of now.
woo back in action and better than ever (pssh, like that's even possible)! love your bangs and puckered lemon kiss haha, too cutie
awesooooome! glad you're back. i know how much not having internet sucks. i also know how much cable/internet companies can make you want to stab things, kick things, punch things, and blow things up. i can't even think about verizon because it makes my blood pressure rise. eek! it's happening. i must end this comment now so i stop thinking about all the evil.
Missed you!
You know what's amazing?
Makeup…free makeup.
Just sayin'…
You know I'm all about internet dating!
my baby's back!!! yay for my fav of fav insomnia buddies! and i heart that polaroid!! too dang cute….but i'm dying to know about the luuuuurve life!! i gotta live vicariously through my lady here!!! off to go have some snuggle time with my bootylicious hubby! i heart you and your fabulousness! SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!
Love ya too darlin'. You are just so funny, love getting to know you. So pleased your back in action! I hate been out of the loop if internet is acting up.
xoxo
ps love the courtesy card and cute pic of you too.
Thank freaking goodness! The internet was a cold, dark place without ya
thank goodness the bitch is back!! love that photo of you hooker! xoxoxox love ya!
see how fucking excited i was i posted twice and a third one to explain!
YAY!glad that you're back for good. missed your crazy/funny/bitchy posts.
you've got THREE guys on rotation??i feel so lame just now…
ATT kills my life. I love the AMAZING corporate deal I get on my contract …. but LOATHE the shoddy coverage I get sometimes.
And you are so cute you amazing girl!! I can't wait to hear more about your dating escapades. You ALWAYS have the best stories. MmmHmmm. I hope your Wednesday is GREAT.
YEY!!!! SO FRIGGEN GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!! like whoa…i was without our 12th communication line and felt completely shut off even though constant communication continued through the various 11 other ways!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
ooohhh mama….OHHHH MAMA!!! life…like whoa…no words…just wow…and crazy how life spins and turns and tumbles us like wild flowers…cheesy yes…but also true…where we'll end up…well we can only hope for the plans we make right…YES!!!
love you to itty bitty little pieces!!!! LOVE YOU!
Welcome back to the blog and internet world! It's horrible how dependent we are on it, isn't it? I love the courtesy card by the way… where was it, when I needed it most? (aka about 4 years ago..haha). Anyhow, I'm not doing Fashion Week either this year. I decided to take a vacay instead… it just gets too crazy here and I'm beyond stressed already. Hope you had a great week despite lack of internets – love that you even created a label 'i hate att'
Yes, you're back in the dating scene, whoop. Should make for lots of good g-chat! You know, if..I mean when you move to texas we can start Texas Fashion Week, you know..complete with boots and cowboy hats cause isn't that what all 'us' Texans wear??? Bwahahahahahaha
xoxo
My girls got bangs and lookin' HOT!!!
Ooo fashion week will miss you. But you can throw your own after-party…just in honor of you being FaB.U.loUs.
I'm stuck on the BB, but none the less I've GOT a lifeline to y'all. Glad you're back hun ♥
those cards are just so 'convenient'! love them! haha
you have some awards waiting for you btw ^^
Well I'm definitely you're back!!! Yay!!!!!
I could have used that coutesty card many, many, MANY times back in the single days!! Glad your back on the man train!!
Welcome back! Your post made me smile (which is rare for me at pre-coffee).
xx
You are so awesome. I'm glad to see you're back. I missed you. I always love your blog posts. I can't wait to see what you will post next. Take care. Enjoy the rest of your week. Cheers!
welcome back- i thought you were gone FOREVER
Haha Welcome back pretty Liz. Oh I would die to go any fashion week. J'adore! *sigh*
XoXo
Yay! You're "home". I've missed you dear. Can't wait to hear about all these men you have lined up. Oh and I'm all about internet dating, that's how I found my luvah
how is it that everyone else and their grandmama has commented already?! uggggh! i need to get on the insomnia train like ASAP.
but whatev…LIZ IS BACK!!! FY-NUH-LEEE!!!! geeezz. missed you even though really you were still with me. hehe!
LOVE YOU, LOVE YOUR SHOW AND LOVE YOUR POLAROID!!! xoxo.
SHE'S BAAAACK!!! Bout friggin time. AT&T whores! I would looove to hear the conversation(s) you had with them. I'm sure they won't forget you and your latina fury
Um, that picture is to die for. You look so yummy I could sop you up with a biscuit!
I feel ya on the writer's block thing. I just don't feel like blogging at the moment (and obviously haven't since FRIDAY).
Love you big time! Happy humpity hump day!
I just realized you talked about writer's block on your twitter, not this post. God, I'm such a stalker!
That courtesy card is sooo funny. You have to get some.
Ha, that "courtesy" card is hysterical! Thanks for sharing
i hope the next boy is worthy of your fabulosity!
Definately glad to have your hotness back! Fashion week…I die not being able to be there too…but I've never been and dang it one day I must be there!
Please buy those courtesy cards for real and hand them out. I would seriously die laughing!
Glad to have you back! I'm looking forward to your dating stories. It's so nice to have such a sexy single lady to live vicariously through!!!
SWEET!!!
The sunshine is back! xo*
Darling, welcome back!
Love this post ~ I SO wish I were in NYC right now too!
That pic of you is adorable, way cuter than a banana. And I need a whole stack of those calling cards!
xoxox,
CC
hey thx for your comments and i'm so glad you got my postcard! i was worried b/c i wasn't sure if stupid canada post allowed postcards like that to go out. glad you liked the catsuit!
haha this post made me smile – looking forward to hearing about your roster of guys – especially what happens with your high school crush.
Dude, I was going through Liz post withdrawal. Hook me up to an IV so I can soak it all in. I'm pretty sure the male population jumped up and down when they heard you were back on their band wagon. Take it easy on them heartbreaker. ah ha
oh yipee you are back, i just danced around the house
i am sooooooooo excited to start reading about the love life again, and i knew what you meant about being back on, we all have been off at certain points
i gots a vision: you will meet a guy on your trip to see brooke… i just saw it, his accent is going to get you.
Welcome back!
I met my BF on Match; you should give online dating another go. However, the good ones are very few and far between! And I love that card! Too funny.
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Yay! Welcome back!
Can't wait for more banana stories. Haha!
Sorry you're missing out on NYFW. That blows. I would kill to be there!
xoxo
Is that a lemon drop?! GIMME<3
Girl, you KNOW I am not missing-I am whoring. Your main gay still loves you!!
Maybe that long-unsubmitted guest blog can be about gay fashion-what makes men look sexy, what makes men look like cheap triflin' whores…
xoxo
Missed you!!! Um…what is better in this world when a high school crush gets…hotter???? Does that ever happen? I feel like most guys start losing their hair & gaining lots of weight in their late 20s…so….SCORE miss liz…also, notice that I already wrote "The Bitch is Back" for my post on Leighton…you're so not a bitch…your post should have been called, "Ok, Where did we Leave Off..?" or "Getting Back to Me" lololol…
Love your blog:-) It's awesomely refreshing!
@MsTaMarie
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Woo for you being back.
Btw, the old post, sad times.
Now I'm being depressed for you. But, we all feel crappy and we all make mistakes (god knows I do) but eventually, we eat a cookie, buy some boots, hang out with a few friends and it all becomes okay. This may seem simplistic or immature, but works well for me.
Also, that picture is the sax.
Also,who's the Car Guy?!
The Ex-Coworker sounds THE most intriguing. Just saying
Reply to the email, missy!
Woo, I love you !
Don't worry, I'm missing Fashion's Night Out too. BECAUSE OF MY EFFING EXAMS. AND IT'S HAPPENING IN DELHI!
UGH.
Life sucks. I think I'll get a cookie now.
BEST COMMENTS EVER!!! that's how we roll!!! and BOO to car names! good one dave. haha!
thanks for the kind words. i truly value our friendship and just so you know, as i was tying my friendship facts, i was thinking about how much i adore my badgers and how i would do ANYTHING for you two! i'll try not to be a bitter betty anymore. i hate when i let little things get to me…but i gotta keep my reputation from getting tarnished, ya heard!
on a totally random note, i want to print that polaroid pic of you and put it in my wallet. strange? notsomuch. it's all badger love.
Yep we met on match.com, only a tad embarassing but I figure when our kids are older all their friends parents will have probably met online too. Match.com = the new bar scene.
Anyway I had gone out with probably 100 dudes over the course of a few years yet I was the 3rd girl he met. Yes the THIRD! Lucky Bastard. Guess it's true 3rd times the charm!
Those cards are a must!!
& I'm glad you're back "on"… whatever it means!
What are you talking about? The blogosphere TOTALLY stopped turning without you!
And I'm voting for the h.s. crush. Making out with your high school crushes years after the fact is TOTALLY worth it, and I have the crumpled formal-dress-I-wore-to-a-night-wedding-where-he-was to prove it…
Oh, nevermind. I never kissed anyone before my fiance. Forgot.
….
and YES we need to get together! Argh! If I drive away from CA w/o ever having some Liz time THIS bitch is gonna be back!
Missed your face, baby gurrrl.
xoxo
boys look OUT! i hope you nab a good one. be picky! but i probably don't have to tell you that.
Glad you are back love! Yaaaay! So glad you figured it out with AT&T, we are still trying to figure out our internet, so I know your pain. Can't wait to hear more guy stories and I want to go to NYC fashion week too! We were just talking about that in my fashion class last night, sounds unbelievable! he he, or should I say unbeweavable? Have a great day love!
YAY for having your beautiful face back!
obsessed!
bring on the internet dating!
i love that courtesy card, ha!
you can obviously rock any look, LOVE the bangs!
you are the hottest bia ever! <— yep, obsessed! (i kid) i'm not that much of a crazy stalker!!
Uhm, I haven't been able to read the rest of your post…but I had to tell you that the Bitch song is my Mom's ringtone! HAHA (P.S. She is not a bitch at all…neither are you!)
LOL, I love the card. there were times in the past, I would have gladly use them. glad you are back on the guy thing. it is frustrating sometimes but you will lots of good funny stories to share with us.
Omg, that card…hahaha! So cute and funny.
Great to have you back ON (both ways)! 
thank G-D for your bat shit crazy ass comments!!!! i couldn't go on like that anymore with no liz posts!!! you complete me!! {in the blogger world!!} also…i am DYING for a hot pair of boots….not that i need to look fierce by any means for my masters in speech pathology day to day life, but the weekends….oh the weekends….
love that polaroid!
Happy to see you up and running
I'm laughing over your "rotation" list. I say go with the High school Hottie.
I'm with you on missing Fashion Week. We'll console each other ;D
biiiiitchhh pleeeeeaaaasse
Love the I'm sorry card! LOL! Funny post. I would hate not to have the internet! Ugh. What's with ATT?
I'm SO jealous of all the other bloggers that are going! But sounds like you're having plenty of fun on your own
First of all, you are gorge beyond words. It never ceases to amaze me.
I am so, so glad that AT&T finally got their act together, I missed you!
I'm glad you're back 'on' guys…I can't wait to hear all your stories, girl!
Ugh, I went to fashion week a few times and let me tell you just how much I'm missing it this year = / I'll have to live vicariously through other bloggers though!
I just love you and am so glad you're back, sweetie!
Oh, and those courtesy cards…I die.
Welcome Back! Dying to hear more details about NYC!
And those courtesy cards – ROCK!
Look out boys, Miss Unbeweavable is BACK in the house!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Liz is back AND in full boy-crazy mode..W00t!! I can't wait to read it all…no it's not stalkerish, not at all, Look! pretty shoes! MWAAAA
You have been missed – late night blogging and commenting is justnot the same with out you beautiful (I blog on LA time – LOL)!
And can I share a cocktail with you…please?
XOXO Lovely – muahs!
come to DC.
that is all.
Adorable photo dear Liz! That drink looks yummy. Also, I need a set of those cards…
i like your blog, ill def be back x
Your blog ROCKS! I love it. Glad you are back. Your sense of style is to DIE for, too bad I am too fat to enjoy your "style"
Thanks for commenting back. Most "infamous" bloggers don't take the time to notice that we "peions" are here..
Besos back!!!!
Totally commented on my blogspot name. Sorries.
But, yay! Im glad your back and I would love to go to fashion week too!
Your internet provider is never allowed to do that again. Ever.
Oh my, those cards are too fun! Keep us posted on the 3 and um, hello. Did not mention the car guy to me! Get dishing, girly. xx
woohoo, you are back!!! ummm, we need to catch up and you need to update me on all this man madness.
whatdoyousay that we take ny by storm next fashion week?!! lol
yay! miss you my dear!
lol at the courtesy card. you'd better get a box of 5,000 you'll be handing those things out left and right!
Yay! I missed you!!
haha that card is wicked!
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