FIRST…so glad you think my besties are as fabulous as I do. No doubt they are being called on today…read on, read on.
But…
Kel is back, yay, so there’s a little construction going on around these parts. (She handles these things for me. ha. She also belongs in my previous post, that is for sure.) The pink on black was getting hard for even me to read…do you guys like this better? I’m here for you, so let me know. No, srsly, I am. I haven’t had a chance to fix the links in my previous posts either, so don’t mind the blank spaces…just highlight them if you’re dying to see what I linked if you get there before me…which you probably will.
Moving on…
Craptastic mood, party of one. I HATE using my blog as a bitchboard, but sometimes it’s gotta be done. Need to get a few things off my chest.
-I spent the amount of an Escalade to have perfect teeth. 2 years ago, I underwent drastic elective measures to have the perfect smile. 2 years later, I am still in pain and while I do have a pretty smile, being in pain doesn’t make me want to show it off. Neither does my credit card bill. Beauty is pain, I fully back that theory usually. But not for 2 years.
-Douchebags. Southern California is NOTORIOUS for the amount of douchebags running around. To quote one of my favorite snarky websites, thedirty.com, it’s one 30k millionaire* after another, wearing Affliction and calling women “bitches.” Easy, brahh…I’m not interested.
-I’m upset. Life is unfair. I know this. Bad things should not happen to good people and I KNOW that’s not how it works but I’m effing mad. This is my blog, and I’m MAD. I would much rather bad things happen to me. I can handle that better. When it’s my friends…I just hate feeling so helpless.
-But Bergdorf’s send me emails everyday, and aren’t these pretty? Pretty Badass, no?
I promise a happier, more Liz like post tomorrow.Today sucks, but tomorrow is a new start. It’s a new day. And tonight I’m going to meet some of my favorite bloggers for dinner by the beach! Where they have NUTELLA CREPES. I think I’ll fast forward straight to desert. Deserved, right?
I promise a happier, more Liz like post tomorrow.Today sucks, but tomorrow is a new start. It’s a new day. And tonight I’m going to meet some of my favorite bloggers for dinner by the beach! Where they have NUTELLA CREPES. I think I’ll fast forward straight to desert. Deserved, right?Love you dollfaces…
XOXO,
Liz
*Mayjah disclaimer-$30k Millionare does in NO WAY refer to the amount of money a guy makes. A guy could have 10 bucks to his name but treat me with respect, and it wouldn’t matter. Just clarifying.
**There’s other stuff I’m upset about. Le life is hard sometimes. I wonder who I can really trust. On Twitter the other day, where random thoughts are encouraged and welcomed, I wrote “I wish I could be the girl who was happy all the time.”
To which I received so many responses stating that-
A. That girl doesn’t exist and
B. If she does, we prob wouldn’t like her anyway. 
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nutella crepes is RIGHT! sorry you're having a crap day…this horrible weather isn't helping, i'm sure. see you soon!
At least you can always count on shoes, right???
bypass the dinner and go straight for the drinks. lol just kidding
im telling you girl 30kmillis = epic fail – stay clear of these douchetards at all cost. definitely not worth your time.
and its ok to be mad girl….im a nasty bitch 95% of the time and you still love me. =)
Everyone is entitled to say F U to the world every now and again! You're right. It is craptastic that sh*tty things happen to people that don't deserve it. We just have to pray for the best. Cheer up pretty lady. Think about all of us who love you!
lizzie! hope you feel better soon gorgeous. trust me, there's too many douchebags (and yes, skanky bitches) here where i am too, and they think they rule the world.. pisses me off, but the world does have a whole colony of these pests!
cheer up love and looking forward to the next post!
love always
eden
i hate when life doesn't go the way you want it to go…
first we must always remember to say f*ck off to all douchebags. their only purpose is to be made fun of 24-7. grrrrr…the latin lion is a brewing but i'm controling it's fury.
please don't be sad. i wish i could come over and hold your hand in this time of need. shit happens and although it brings us down, it also makes us stronger.
i'm keeping chrystina in my heart and prayers hardcore. i wish her the best.
bring on the nutella and sangria! it's an emergency!!!
xoxo…love you.
ps. the loubies did make me smile
hi lovely! you can bitch sometimes! it's okay!
i am loving those fierce loubies!!! <3
enjoy dinner by the beach with your blogger friends! so nice!
xxx
Hey, guess what? I heart you. And you're pretty. And I want to fly to CA right now just to hug you. We NEED a phone date soon! Seriously! Tomorrow night?
xoxo- night lady!
1. lovey the new design
2. really really lovey the shoes
3. vent darlin that's what we're here for…and we all do it so no shame
4. ya, i know the 30k millionaire, several actually. pshh – that's what i say to that, too bad money can't buy class
5. knock back a few, you'll feel better. cheers darlin!
ahhh, Loubies!!!
You are right tomorrow will definitely be better… Cheers to Nutella & boooohhh to douchebags!!
ps:Thanks for your kind words darling, your are so sweet & kind…you deserve the best in life! XO*
i do believe the world has been sucking a little harder today. must be something with the moon, it always effs with me.
tomorrow will be better, i have made a promise to myself it will be, so therefore it shall.
the girl who is happy all the time would be boring. very boring. dont be her
Lizzy Whizzy, what happened??? Is Chrystina OK? Are you OK? Is it worth seeing another dentist to figure out what's causing the pain? Hope the Nutella by the beach helps wash away the yucky feelings.
And you're right, you'd probably want to punch the happy girl. Everyday.
Tomorrow's a new day, sunshine. Hope it brings you nothing but the best
xx
Feel free to rant all you want. Sometimes we need to bitch. I've had a pretty rotten week. It got even "better" (being sarcastic of course) tonight heading home from work. I got a flat tire. Luckily I was close to home.
A happy girl doesn't mean she doesn't have problems, it is just she can take a step back and see how much more she has instead of the problem ahead.
OOOo Lizzie…You ROCK-it to the moon and back!!! No sourpuss today nor tomorrow…K…K…good we're on an understanding
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Those shoes belong on your pretty pedicured PINKLICIOUS feet ♥ Ya i said it. Luved your piggies bright pink when you showed them off prior. Have an unbelizable time at the beach and if you need someone to walk to back to your car safely…give me a ring!!!
Mama mia…here we go again…MY MY!!!
Yes it's moi ♥ Your comments had me a trippin and thinkin' i were having a brunette moment when it BLEW-UP all large like a balloon. Couldn't get the fruit back off and had me one killa laugh fest when i found it UPPITY TOP.
So for y'all handicapped blog commentin' foolS who's also wiggin out here…it's ALL GOOD up in Liz's hood. Your commenting-self can safely retreat back onto her blog to read.
SCRRRRRRROOOOOOL UPPPPPIIITTTY!!!
Hey. We all have those days. There's an excessive amount of d-bags in FL, too. They must flock to the warm climates, haha. I hope tomorrow is better! Sometimes you just gotta let it out girl! That's what friends are for….even bloggger friends
Nutella crepes…mmmmmhmmmm.
Feel better, dearie!
I'm sorry you having such a bad day. You are right about the number of DBs in socal, it's crazy.
Those shoes are very pretty, but I probably wouldn't be able to stand up, let alone walk. I wish I was one of those girls who could walk gracefully in heels. I need my husband walking besides me so I can hold his arm for support.
the shoes are hot. you need to take some yoga, eat some ice cream, watch a good movie and chill out.
It's good to get it off your chest honey. Really hope stuff goes well for you and yours! The teeth do sound painful, not good!
Nutella crepes, yah too good!
xoxo
Oh girl, you are SO allowed to bitch on your blog… I do it all the time, HA! I feel bad for my readers, but I also know that they prolly go thru the same shiznit, different day, ya know??
You need to add C.) And I'd like to bitch slap her back to reality. Boo-YA!
for real. the only girl who is "happy" all time is on speed. and that's just cheating! so, on to bigger and better things, like those CL shoes. Now THAT is true love.
"its my party and I'll cry if I want to" day. (I'm in that mood too right now – sucks!) But girl, that's what makes you – you. And whoever claims they are always happy isn't! BUT, we need to smile while we're bitching cause we don't want those premature wrinkles coming he he. I hope your tomorrow is better
Oh gawd…the Affliction tees…someone kill me. NOW. Although Ed Hardy tees are worse and ensure a quicker death.
Hope your day has gotten better.
YES! I can read the posts without eye strain!! LOL I kid, not but this is way better..and ahem – where is the lovely Kel?
Kel? where are you?
ps sending you an email…thoughts please!
XOXO
Pink on black was hard on the eyes, but your blog is worth all the eye strain
Those shoes make my heart smile. I wish they would magically appear in my closet. *Sigh*
I also wish I was one of your blogger friends on the beach with nutella crepes. *Double sigh*
Have a fabulous evening and remember, that girl who is happy all the time truly isn't and the rest of us want to stab her in the eye. Okay, maybe it's just me who wants to stab her in the eye…
Those shoes are beyond gorgeous!
=)
Xx
I'm so insanely jealous that you get to meet up with all your blogger friends in LA! Are you coming to SF for Outside Lands next weekend, or did I dream that?
Glad you're leaving those douchebags behind. Although, I'm afraid we have douchebags in NY, too.
But… we have mouthwatering Nutella crepes, too. So it all kind of balances out.
I LOVE your blog.
Nutella crepes and shoes can always make me feel better.
That happy girl — I'd cut that bitch.
What a great Loubs!
XoXo
Douche Bags make me angry.
Angry JPP isn't pretty.
I'll knock some front teeth out if necessary. Or castration is a possiblity too.
Let me know.
sorry you're in a bad mood! I have been feeling that way lately too… freaking painful sunburn on your boobs will do that to ya! haha, yep, that's me.
anyhoo, nutella shall surely cure the blues, right? who needs nutella to-go when you can have nutella in a handy and delicious crepe!?! haha. there's this place on third street in santa monica called crepe cafe or cafe crepe, either of the two, and I LOVE the banana and nutella crepe. to die for!! so good.
hope you feel better tomorrow!
Don't worry, Liz, we're all in various levels of bad moods at different points of times. I can bet my tweed platforms that you do not throw shampoo and conditioners (expensive Frederic Fekkai ones at that) at the wall in fits of rage over the "unfair,shitty world".
PS- Shoes=Love.
PPS- Nutella- Love more.
PPPS- Totally right. We'd finish that girl off.She's hogging the happiness.
No girl (or guy) is ever happy all the time. If there were no downs,there'd probably be no ups? Who knows, I was feeling incredibly crappy yesterday. Probably still a bit today. Anyhow… letting it out will help, and perhaps a bit of shredding (tried out the shred for the first time yesterday by the way… so good, thanks for the recommendation!).
P.S. I think making the main background lighter is a great idea! Though I never actually had issues with pink on black. You could probaby also play around with light pink or some other color if the white is too harsh. I'm currently trying to tweak mine a bit as well. Now go and get those Nutella crepes!
I hope our night out cheered you up! You're pretty. Your teeth are pretty. And YOU'RE not a douchebag. So that's good!
Ah i love the responses to your twitter!! so true!!
Meh I am having a bad last couple of days as well so we can sit in the grumpy box together. Hope your ok darling, sending you a big cuddle xxxx
wow…really sounds like you're have hellish day! m&m's or tequila does it for me but Nutella crepes sound good as well.
love the Twitter response you had!!
to a sweeter day, tomorrow!
xxx
don't know what happened with my grammar/spelling there!! almost sounds like i was using the intuitive language on my BB!!
i meant "you're having a hellish day". i'm pretty sure you got the general idea anyway…xxx
elliot…where to even begin…we have a.lot to discuss today…yesterday i honestly felt as if someone had opened my chest and removed my heart…today i need you…we need eachother ALL day…i'm just sayin let's be there k!
praying…waiting…missing!!!!
Feel better! And those shoes are HOT!!
Ahhh I know moments like these, when I just feel like screaming at someone. Or even at the mirror. I just go to sleep!
Tomorrow is beautiful because it is not here yet and we are curious! Make a beautiful day out of it!
it's your blog. if you wanna bitch. you should be able too. we are your girls and we are always here for you <333
but on a happier note, those shoes are GORGEOUS.
Oh dear, oh dear. Am I going to have to slap some sense in to you AGAIN?? I'm thinking Brooke and I should have an intervention with you…or you could move???
HATE you if I didn't LOVE you!!! xoxo
Oh man, I could soooooo go for some Nutella crepes now! Thanks a lot for that. I don't think anyone else in my entire state even knows what Nutella is, let alone slaps it on a crepe and sells it.
I guess I'll have to learn to make my own….
Anywho…no one expects you to be a little fucking ray of sunshine all the time. Besides, if you can't bitch on your blog, where can you bitch? We're here for you hun!
Anyone who says you can't bitch from time to time on your own blog deserves a big F U! Vent away, we all have craptastic days….i hope yours is short lived! Enjoy the crepes tonight….I'm going to have to try this Nutella everyone raves about.
PS I'm getting my footsies done today..perhaps I will be brave and rock the neon!
Oh my! And the shoes. How could I have forgotten the shoes. They're fabulous and would put a smile on anyone's face!
My love, sorry to hear that you're feeling just as craptastic as I am. Life has been a rollercoaster lately.. Hang in there and eat nutella until it passes. I'll be going out for a late dinner with Lolita tonight most probably, well deserved also! Boys suck and Men swallow. Ahem, pardon my french.
thedirty.com is one of my favorite websites too. love love love it. everytime I see Ed Hardy or Affliction in stores I think thedirty!! Hope you're day gets better, its your blog, and you can bitch if you want to! <333
smile! i luver you!
you have a gorgeous smile!
so sorry to hear it causes you pain
i hope dinner with your friends was fabulous and drug you out of your craptastic mood.
always feel free to use your blog as a bitchboard (ha! i love that) all of us are here to hear you out and make you feel better!
*hugs*
p.s. those shoes are way badass!
Oh my dear, I hope today treats you (and those you love) better. You deserve nothing but happiness and the fact that your smile hurts makes me sad. And douchebags make me mad. Eff them.
And I think you need those shoes. Just sayin. They would totally cheer you up!
Love you, pretty lady! **Hugs**
I'd take those Louboutins and kick her @$$ with them.
PS Thanks for changing the color of your post background. I was having a hard time reading them and thought it was just me…..I'm in age denial ;D
oh dear. i hope you feel better soon! i bet tonight with friends will help….A LOT!
Everyone is entitled to a crappy day. I hope it's nothing serious. Trust is hard, but consider the other option: Paranoia is no fun. When my sister was complaining about her recently defunk boyfriend, I told her the same thing. If you don't trust then you'll just ruin whatever it is you're trying to build. It's hard, but the alternative REALLY sucks.
Lots of hugs!! I'm always there for you. xoxo
tooth problems are the WORST! we will make eachother better tomorrow:)
Aww I just saw the pics from your sister's blog and it looks like you guys had an awesome time!
P.S. Those shoes are amazing!
P.P.S. I know a girl that is happy ALL the time and always so in love with her perfect boyfriend and she kinda super bugs me:0)
Sorry you're having a crappy day! I got to work and before I could even turn on my computer my day went to shit. All you can do is try to laugh and know that tomorrow is another day. I hope things perk up for you! Sounds like you have a fun night ahead
sending you a big freaking hug filled with lavender frosting and choco sprinkles. wow, we would need a bath after that hug, wouldn't we?
XOXO
Those shoes are definitely bad ass! Awesome!
And hugs to you. Things will get better. They always do. And yes, we would hate that bitch who is always happy. Who is always happy? It's just NOT right.
Also, the hubs loves Affliction. Oops. Hehe. But he treats me great so I'll let it slide.
My Darling Liz, I am e-sending you the biggest HUGS and SMOOCHES!!! I can't imagine being in pain for 2 years I hope this goes away somehow..I really do. You're such a strong person to be able to give off such positive energy despite it all and you need to remember that!
As for the "always happy girl" those are crazy. No sane person is so freaking peppy and cheery. I am convinced they have stacks of dead bodies at home. =)
On a lighter note, I love the new layout. I thought I was on a wrong blog at first though =) So much easier to read!
sorry you are having a crap day love… i think it is amazing how you speak of you dear friends… we should all be so lucky to call you friend.
I neeeeed those shoes!! (:
bisous,
La C.
I'm sorry things have been crappy lately, but at least the shoes are hot
Amen to that! I hate her already.
(hug)
those twitterers are SO right…who the hell is the nutjob that is happy all the time anyway??? she's probably the one in the straight jacket and the padded room staring up at the ceiling repeating the word, "Rosebud." Ups make the downs more bearable and downs make the ups so much better. I think it's just the inevitability of life. It will never always be good, yet, as we get older we wind up handling the bad much more effectively. You are so loved in the blogging world and I am SURE in the real life world, so remember that! And get those SHOES!!!
boo!! hate those days…but i hope that dbag isn't who i think it is. that would make my heart hurt just a bit…
oye! We all have days like this. Thanks goodness we have blogs to vent on! Here's to sunnier days!
I'm sorry you're having a crappy day hun, but now I'm having a crappy day too cuz you posted a pic of those AMAZINg shoes and I don't own them and now I AM DEPRESSED! WHY WHY WHY!!! Then I make myself even more depressed thinking of the price tag on those! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Things will get betta hun! LOVE YOU!!
P.S. I have been concerned about Chrystina. How is she doing? I pray for her everynight.
darling this might be a little late, but i hope your day got better.
let me know if you need me to kick it's ass.
woowoo nutella crepes are heavennn! hopefully thatll cheer you up girl, otherwise i dont know what will! haha. much much bloggy looove<3
It's SO true: that girl does not exist, in any universe. Or galaxy. Or…well, you get it.
I've been feeling pretty lame-tastic lately too. And it's a pretty…lame feeling.
Wow, I'm one for words today, aren't I? ANYWAY…
Just hang in there. You can talk to me, but duh…you knew that.
And those shoes are bad ass. Quite.
those shoes are BADASS! Hope you are having a good weekend my lovely.
2 years and your teeth still hurt?? that's insane, and i'm so sorry
read through your whole post, and i'm sorry last wednesday wasn't a good day. but i must say, i love your last paragraph re your twitter update. "if she does, we prob wouldn't like her anyway." i never thought of it that way, but you know what, it's true.
Dude, dental bills suck. Teeth suck, for that matter. I'm totally with you on that one.
And feel free to bitch. Sometimes it's just fun. And we'll be here even if you have 10 bitchy posts in a row
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