Hi!
I’m Liz, and I’m a Shredhead.*
I know what some of you are thinking…how many more posts about the Shred can you read in the blososphere?
Well. How about one more?! BOOYAH.
Level 1-left me panting, sweating, etc. I am not a sweater. Wait. How do you say that? I don’t sweat. But I love sweaters. Especially cashmere. But I digress. It also left me unable to walk properly for days. (Dirty mind.)
SEE? That my darlings…is a prime example of SHREDHEAD. Makes you crazy…
Level 2-zzzzzz! Over it. Wasn’t as sore as after Level 1 and I was like boo, you whore! (To Jillian. I like to call her names if ya couldn’t tell.) 20 minutes felt like 2 hours. Started to get frustrated…
I took it to LEVEL 3…and I’m addicted. I can’t get enough! She even says badass in the first circuit (but she’s still a hooker). I want to do it more than once a day. I want my rockstar jumps to be the highest in the land!
SHREDHEAD. I am so freakin hyper. I can see my body changing! If ya couldn’t tell-I’m a weeeee bit stressed out right now but I feel so much better after this 20 minutes than after hours at the gym.
I should warn you that there is nothing normal about Level 3. It’s like the Twilight Zone with 3 weird girls holding weights doing things that do not exist in nature.
I dunno you guys…I’m not usually one to rant and rave about anything (unless it’s Balmain or Loubies or The Badger Colony.) but LEVEL 3 is pretty gosh darn UNBEWEAVABLE. DARE I say it…it’s ORGASMIC! There I said it. Woop woop.
I’m not going to phone it in…
XOXO,
Liz
Take 20 mins of Level 3, mix with TONS OF CAFFEINE, add in some mayjahh excitement AND worry and voila! A post I’ll probably want to delete in the morning!
(*Shredhead is coined by Brooke’s cousin. I can’t take credit for that amazingness.)
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WHAT THE AMAZING?!?!?!
i was seriously SERIOUSLY DYING laughing through this entire post…um.not only because i completely AGREE but also because you are writing under the influence of a shred high..i head this can cause insane boughts of hilarity with long lasting effects of fabulousness…
YEY FOR CHANGING BODIES ACROSS THE LANDS!!! together we are going to get bloglanders in shape!!
like the pied piper just follow us down the rabbit hole take a swig of the temptation that we're selling and enjoy the fast and dirty results..
cause i like it fast and dirty…er wait what?
side note: i am going to challenge you in those starjumps in 29 day mi lady!! get readaaayyyy!!!
halleberrayhalleberray!!!
I have been known to twitter and FB while under the influence of the shred. Endorphins put out one wicked high! Brooke is right. You guys are going to have a blogtastic following of ripped bodies thanking you!
haha, I loved this post!!! I'm on Level 2 right now and I'm terrified of Level 3!
I NEED to do this!
Of all the levels and all the different moves rockstar jumps are the one thing I seem to not be able to do. Don't know why I suck at them so bad.
For some reason I hate how she says "dumbell cleans" I tell her to shut it everytime. But it is a great workout. Jillian may be a crazy bitch but her workout works.
Now I must seriously get it…Jillian is a total bad A fitness hooker who can beat me up if she wants…bout time I get it!
BAHHHHHHHH!!!
i'm so behind. but ehhhh…i run so yea can't i just skip to level 3 and call it a day? what was that jillian? no? boo you whore!!! HAHA! i've wanting to say that to her.
you are so high on working out right now and i freakin LOVER it. be a SHREDHEAD and be proud of it! that's my badger!
here's to poppin cherries…
LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
VEGASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
geeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
You had me at "Booyah".
Ok, I'm getting this for shiz babe!
XOXO
I need to get on that! Pronoto!
okay so we started about the same time i think and i fell off the wagon but i'm back on now and dammit i'm going to look fanfuckingtastic on the big day even if it kills me.
i talk to jill to, only it's more like 'fuck you and your flat stomach!' but really, i heart her 'cause she's gonna make me skinny. i wouldn't do it if i didn't love her…
ya, and my writing is being influenced by pinot right now sooo….
The blogosphere has convinced me…I need to try The Shred out now. Like NOW. It's like you guys are brainwashers or something.
Ahahahaaa I couldn't contain my laughter!! Mat is still sleeping and I read this and my body was shaking in hysterics trying not to wake him up. Ah I love this post!! Not many shred posts reach this caliber. And I can just picture you yelling names at jillian while your working out, gosh! I love you girlie xxx
If my pad wasn't so small, I'd totally jump on this and become a Shredhead too!
Crap. I might have to try this.
HAHAHAHA
I should definitely try that!!
Okay, OKAY. I'm doing 3 soon. Capeesh? Capeesh…Shredhead.
Hmmm, I might have to get this, considering how the gyms over here are beyond expensive and I can't go swimming more than twice a week (really slow swimmers in the pool just drive me crazy). See, I didn't believe the hype until you talked about it!
Ooh, I forgot to mention in my last comment: your business venture sounds so exciting! Let me know if you need help… I'm in marketing/advertising myself… not fashion though, but I'm really really smart… yep. I know how to make people buy stuff they don't need
LOL! I love this…
XoXo
hahah, love it! You have convinced me– I need to buy this!
Ok, you convinced me. As soon as I get paid on Friday, I'm buying this. So I guess that means I'll be dead by Sunday?
Wow ! You are seriously motivated, girl
Can't believe how much effort you've been putting into this Shred.. I totally admire you for it! Keep up the good work (P.S. You're above it all, already .. LOVE IT!)
Congrats to you and Brooke as well, for your changing bodies across the nation
Also, don't worry too much about the worrying or you might end up like me (P.S. I'm kinda crazy in case you haven't notice, lol)..
Hey gorgeous,
lol….
how are you today?
Hehe, another post about shred? Yay, why not – when it's coming from you – move on, everytime, one more time, once again – because it's never getting boring for even one second! ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS BEST!
You sexy shredhead
Big kiss to you, soulmate!!
sofie
I …..have no idea what you're talking about ….
hahaha! I got to level 2 once and got bored
then I tried it agian and only did two days and got bored again! ugh! Maybe I'll try it a 3rd time? eh..we'll see!
Umm I am about to run to tar-jay and buy the seasons DVDs of GG. One episode and I really liked it!!
NO! I actually hate shopping. Well, I hate malls. They stress me outtttt. Thats why I love the pleasure of internet shopping! I see everything nicely laid out with different views. I can either run to the store and get it or just order it online. I hate shopping but I love clothes. That's kind of an oxymornon huh?
have a fab day lady!!
i'm still plugging (huffing) away at level 1 with those three butch chicks. jillian has a deep voice, no? whatever. i am just being mean because 20 minutes with them kicks my ass. i might get to level 2 by the end of the year. MIGHT. sheesh!
p.s. is it weird to say that i feel like the hulk after doing one of the workouts? seriously! i feel like muscles are bursting out. weird.
Totally jealous of your orgasmic shred expereince. Mine left me legally handicapped. I'm afraid to try again for fear of perment damage. I've thought about taking the DVD to work and doing it so I can file workman's comp but my boss said it wouldn't fly. Ugh. What a crock!
"I am not a sweater. Wait. How do you say that? I don't sweat. But I love sweaters. Especially cashmere."
You make me laugh!
I'm currently on Level 1 and am unable to walk at the moment. I'll have to take your word for it that Level 3 gets better.
xoxoxoxoxox
After this post, I'm totally thinking this is worth a try. I'm usually really not into DVDs but this one seems different if it had that effect on you.
hahah i love that in every jillian michaels workout review i read she gets called a whore. not sure if it's a joke about something on the biggest loser or if people all just come to that conclusion after doing her workout. pretty funny either way.
Oh my gosh, I want this. I want it. NOW! Lizzy, you need to be on all those infomercials, I swear I'd buy everything you sold!
thanks, hon, made my day.
I'm dying to try this and workout with JilliMan as I like to call her. But don't tell her I said that. She scares me.
xx
p.s. you're soooo sweet to *come* over just to say thank you and check on my week
I think I may check out Level 2 tonight for the first time however fiance is working late and I fear I may need him there to perform CPR on me if all does not go well. Level 3 still scares me to my very core.
I didn't think it was that crazy O.o Is there a secret level I am not aware of?
The Shred? Am I the only one who have not heard about this? WT? google… google… Oh! ok! OK! I thought it was a new WII or PSP game! Seriously? That good um great of an effect?! I'm sold!!!
I do need to catch up on your posts and re-read this one for the third time to basically have a remote idea of what you are talking about.
: )
Can we get Skype so we can Shred together?!?
Then I might actually DO it…
xo
are you and brooke trying to tell us all that we're fat?
She's a hooker, for sure. She does get results though!
I'm going to start the shred again. I haven't made it to level 3, but i'm psyched for it!
seriously? I am too scared of her to try level 2….level 3 hasn't even been a thought in my little head!!
Umm this sounds better than sex. I can't believe it. Elizabeth, you are on my post today! Come check it out darling!
So, you've convince me: I absolutely need to jump on the bandwagon. Where do I start?
LOL, you crack me up. I can't say I've tried any of her workouts before but I'm sure if I did I'd be cussing right along with you! : ) My out of shape ass needs a big push, that's for sure!
you rock my socks!
yay 4 me.
you and ms. offa are simply amazin for making it to level 3 of the shred!!
jillian is a ho fo sho!
i always give up after 2 days of level 1….yup, i.really.suck!
on the other hand, i have been going to the gym for the past 2 weeks consistently
loves you!
you better be having a great day!
You are so awesome. I loved this post. I always enjoy them, but I really got a kick out of this one. Cheers!
I need to get off my lazy butt and EXERCISE already!
Thanks for the motivation. I have a Wii Fit that is collecting dust. I figure the only way I will motivate to get working on my 6 pack is to hire a badass trainer who will yell at me. 
Where do I sign up?
Haha! I'm not a sweater either! Wait. I mean I hate sweating. Hate it. Unless I'm between the sheets w/ the hubs. Then it's acceptable. But ONLY then.
I think I need to join you. : )
thanks for this post! this is just the motivation i need to start up my shredding again!
::hanging head in shame:: I feel like such a FAILURE! I always start level 1 of the shred, do it a few days, then quit. For no apparent reason besides the fact that I HATE to exercise. When I get back from vegas I'll jump back on the wagon. Maybe you should make fun of me and call me mean names if I don't stick with it this time. That would probably help.
Oh and if you get bored today, you can go ahead and write me that novel on fb… cause if you don't I'm gonna have NO IDEA what color eyeshadow to wear tomorrow night! See? What would I do without you??
There was something else…. oh yeah, I got punchy pink yesterday! Super excited to try it out.
Heart you! XOXO
You are so funny. I'm glad this is doing the trick. Shamefully, this is sitting on my shelf in my bedroom, waiting to be watched. Or should I say watched? I mean waiting to be activated. I think I need to activate it tonight after my jog!!!
i'm starting the shred from all your posts!
lol…i'm with you on the rockstars! i HATE stupid jumps!! but my arms love all things plank!! you should see my kids try to work out with me..it's hilarious!!! too bad i haven't worked out in like a month… bad shredder!
Reeeeaaallly… I will have to check this out. I was addicted to Wii Fit for a while, but got sick of the stupid machine asking why I thought I gained weight and other intrusive questions.
Dear lord I need this dvd. I AM DYING TO TRY IT. But I'm not going to lie, I am slightly afraid. Scared sh*tless would be a better term for it, honestly, ha!
Hello, could you make me laugh any harder?! (Especially the sweater part, I die).
Jillian Michaels is one intimidating biotch. I look at her arms/abs and bam! Intimidated.
But I'm glad its working so well for you – I'm sure you look and feel a bagillion times hotter (psh, as if that is possible!).
not sure if i am going to love you and brooke or not, but i ordered the hookers tapes (did i just say tapes, like 1995?)
wish i looked like i did in 1995…
back to reality, sorry
mrs b
http://www.thebelleofbismarck.com
errr…I'm scared…I'm scared…
But orgasmic experience might be all I need!
xo*
good luck with the
'shredding' my love!!!
haha mwa
Oh, you know I liked the title to this post!
Hehe, you are too funny. I've been wanting to take a pilates class to tone up, but I think I'm gonna have to look into getting this dvd. Glad you found something that works so well for you! I about died when you called her a whore because I'm always thinking those kind of things to the instructor when I work out.
Hysterical.
Haha, dawn of the living "shred"!!
I must admit, as embarrassing as this is… what exactly is this shred biz?? I get that Jillian Michaels runs it and it's a workout… what exactly are you doing? Besides getting into badass shape?
Sounds sexual! I would like to learn more about this.
Of course I will be your main blog gay! You inspire me~
i heart you! you are sooo funny! I think I need a whole Liz book of your best posts so I can read them and laugh every once in awhile.
i haven't heard of this shred… may have to try it out!
this makes me want to get back on track and put the shred in the dvd player. oh, and turn it on and actually do it! haha. but really, I started it and was pumped and then stopped. but your excitement has made me a bit excited to be tortured by the whore/hooker that is Jillian Michaels again. did I seriously just write that?
I totally want to try that workout. =) Ps-your so adorable with how much you love itt, you exudeee cute all the way around!
hahaha I'm going to try it out. And I love cashmere too, except the whole taking them to the dry cleaner thing!!
Feel such an urge to try now, and I'm really not a fan of work out videos… but yeah, just have to try now!
I want that excitement from a work out?!
…and this is legal!!! I gotta give it a go!! You just wrote the best advert for the darn thing!!
ahhh this is hilarious! i did my first shred workout TONIGHT! and i called jillian a hooker… and i think whore came out of my mouth more than once. but i loved it. im on the train with you. toot toot.
Liz you have made me want to order this! Hillarious post!
http://my-life-in-style.blogspot.com/
I wish you were here to do it with me. I sleep on my free time. It's a really good set too.
Hmm, I love the Tae Bo dvds, but I'm looking for a new challenge. YOu've got me thinking about getting the Shred, soon!
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