I’m keeping my word and updating you on my Online Dating Adventures! I actually just signed up tonight and had to answer almost a billion questions about myself-which was kind of cool but kind of odd too.
Here’s the evening re-cap, quickstyle because…well, read on.
I am not on for more than literally 30 seconds, I swear, ask Gabby…when I get a message from a classy gentleman stating, “I would do anything to do you.” Umm, thanks? And BLOCK.
Then, seconds later another winner winner chicken dinner…
“You’re gorgeous”-Dbag
“Thank you”- Moi
“I love your lips. And your eyes. And your hair.”-Dbag
“Thank you”-Moi
“What are we going to do about this?” -Dbag
I didn’t respond. We were going to be doing nothing about that.
And then..my personal favorite of the evening…
“psssst .. you are cute. like a banana.”
A banana?!…I could go on, and TRUST ME, I am not writing this post to toot my own horn, because I am sure this happens to just about every girl on these sites.
The up side to all of this is that at least I’m home, watching So You Think You Can Dance in my comfy clothes and am not wasting any makeup or cute outfits on loooosers.
He responded and ASKED me if it was ok if he IM’ed me. Manners. I like. Talking to him now…
I asked him how the site is working out for him and he responded…“It’s been lame. It’s much better now.” Anyone laughing? Just me? Awwww…will keep you updated. 
In the meantime…I just want to tell you all, because YOU are the ones who make my heart go pitter patter on a daily basis…that… you are all cute. Like a banana.
XOXO, Liz
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LOL, I might would have blocked "cute as a banana" too! There's some freaks to dig through. Yay that you're already winking and IMing your little band guy. Fun times. I have made it my goal to not be a golden girl…..we shall see. i have maybe 40 years until then.
Welcome to online dating world chickie!! that's just the beginning – wait until you get further in, lol!! If you need ANY advice or info – I'm here for ya ok..
and dolce sends her love – xoxo
Wow! Cute like a banana…thats a new one!
Haha I've been ana banana for as long as I can remember, so thanks Lovely!!
Kisses
dude – banana! wtf . thats almost as bad as Oil and lOtion. ok threw up again.
then i reread – "What are we going to do about this?" -Dbag – threw up again.
we just talked so you know i need to sleep. but dude tomorrow we talk more about this. this is major. i cant wait to hear it! love you bitch.
oh me you and nina road trip SF hello kitty house….ill drive. yay!
This is so hilarious,because it sounds so familiar.LOL.It'll take a while,but I'm sure you will find a winner.If not,at least they will have provided hours of free laughter and entertainment.
Of course. A banana. Of course.
le sigh
Now that is good blog fodder!!! You can't make this stuff up!
how funny are you! i love it! and yes there are some losers out there but some nice 1s too. let us all know how that 1 goes…
mwaaaaa
xxx
joelyne
HAHA! you are sooo funny (: and I can't wait to read more about your online dating adventures..there really are some creepy people out there though. Either way, I'm pretty sure whoever does win your heart is one verry special (andlucky) man! xx (:
honestly hilarious! if men are completely unruly and uninhibited in reality i can only imagine what uncalled for things they come up with to do and say behind the security of the net…
hopefully the douchers will weed themselves out fairly quickly and you can find one that will compare your gorgeousness to something cheesy and relevant like a sunset or the like…and possibly stay away from the fruit and veggies….
Is that you on the photos? Great hair! And, fantastic post!
FM~FP~AF
And it begins… I have a weakness for the tattooed band guys too. I wouldn't worry about the d-bags; the good ones will come. They just need more than 30 seconds to scan your profile. Best of luck!
Yay this is awesome
Online dating adventure????? Thes best subject ever! I love the way you are writing about it and I can definitely learn something from these posts 
So thanks for sharing darling! You are fabulous and cute like a BANANA!
I've never been called cute like a banana. lol Good luck with your online dating adventures. There are some good people out there and also some weirdos. I've done some dating online. I've met some wonderful girls, but also some really wacky ones too. I wish you the best.
Cute like a banana……
Have a man ever told you: 'Your name must be CANDY, 'cause you look so sweet!'
?
Yeah he's right, you look cute. But not like a banana. Because Bananas are crooked. You look cute, like an extremely deliciously looking pear. Yummy.
ewwwww! I can't believe someone said those skeevy things to you! And yeah, I would probably judge based on grammatical errors, too.
ooh you've got me all curious about what rockstar looks like!
People are such weirdos, especially men, especially when it comes to online dating. You are WAY cuter than a banana, darling!
xoxox,
CC
i left you a little something at my blog!
hey,,,i just went through your blog.
lovely!
wanna exchange links?
"Umm, thanks? And BLOCK" ahahaha I do the same when they start like this!!
btw the banana is a very cute fruit it's like a smile and a slice of sun!
Personally, I always wanted a boy to tell me that i was cute like an eggplant.. but I guess I'll settle for you saying that i'm cute like a banana
Lol@the wierdos on these sites. But as they say (and I do have to quote the cliche here), 'you have to go through a hundred losers before you meet the one'. And in a band too? Hello, my downfall too. Wait, I'll specify…drummers in bands = my downfall
Good luck, it sounds like its going great. Awww
you crack me up..lol
Awww nooo…online dating I don't have you doing that lmao,and what happened to the good ole fashion days when a guy see's an attractive lady that he can't let out of his sight??? I'm coming to LA lmao….
omg, that's hilarious banana?!?!
and ummmm….mr. cutie patootie….details please!!!
I JUST got up–still tired, but I can't stop giggling!! It's a little painful to giggle in the AM, but the banana thing is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Aunt and her hub even got licenses plates that had their handles on them-It's cute.
Which site r u on?! I didn't know u could live chat on those–thought it was just back and forth e-mail…BUT- I'd say keeping looking on there cuz BOTH my Aunt and a good friend of mine found their hubbies on E-Harmony. They've both been married for a few years to great guys
P.S.- Ur cute. like a kiwi!:)
OH MY BANANA!!!
you are sooooo cute LOL odd odd odd little man. Umm I think steering clear from fruit/veggie comparison men givers seems to be a good idea .this is going to be a hilarious set of entries, if round 1 is any indication! oooooh Mr. Manors seems to have potential….this is exciting!
I can NOT wait for the giveaway
<3 YOU!!!!!!!
LOL!! That's ridiculous!! It seems like all the guys on the dating site are just looking for a quick hook up. I don't get guys and dating.
On the other hand, I figured out how to do the address thing. Now I just need to think do I want to change it now… lol
Thanks for your help hun!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!
OK, at least you take it all in stride….I can definitely see you with a rocker! Only good things!!!
This story just brought a huge smile to my face! Thank you for that! Good luck with your adventures and your winking. Hopefully you will meet a good rockstar man!
PS ~ I heart so you think you can dance!!
Cute as a banana, love that. Ugh, some of the things that guys say makes me want to barf. They should think before they speak sometimes
Oh my god. Cute as a banana. You'd think when you have the ability to type something and have the option to send it or not, he would have thought twice about that one.
Good luck with the boy with manners though
I think once you weed past all the creepers out there, you'll find some decent guys.
I just saw a banana at Starbucks, and could not stop laughing!!!!!
xoxoxox
ao fun! BANANA!
XoXo
that's the worst part about those things, blocking all the crazies. yikes!
i winked at chuck too, and i thought everything he said was giggly
haha! banana! where do these guys come from? unfortch, you will get through a lot of Dbags just to find one good one. I've been through this with so many of my girlfriends but I have to say, they did all end up finding one good one. One even married him!
And what is this about you, Kelly and Nina going on a road trip without me? You girlies better not leave me out of anything!
Ahahahaha! I love the losers because they make for great stories…like this one!
This is exciting stuff cuppycake!
I think you should write an article for a magazine about your on-line adventure and call it "Cute Like a Banana."
This is going to be an interesting ride. I have absolutely no idea what that guy means about the banana reference. "Is that a banana in your pocket?" LOL The band guy sounds dreamy. I tried online dating back in the day… before I met my Mr. I think it's a fun way to meet people outside of your social circle. Can't wait to read more about your adventures!
a ba-na-na like gwen stefani said…eh? lol.
do it for fun!
Wow, those are great one liners. I am impressed, but so glad you blocked the creepos. Ha ha. Wow, and cute like a bananna? I am speechless. Well, hope the rocker dude goes well…happy for you that so far all is well. I wish you the best of luck and love; let me know if you need anything my dear!
um, you gave me my first (and most likely ONLY) BELLY LAUGH OF THE DAY!!!!
cute like a banana?!?!??! fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
i like the whole BLOCK idea. i would like to BLOCK about 4 scrillion idiots from my life entirely, including the boss and clients. but, alas, i need a paycheck. it is good to block loser dating dudes. THANK GOD FOR THAT!!!
but i am intrigued by the man with manners and wit. oh, yes. this might be goooooooooooooooood.
banana?!?!? still laughing!!!
I think I figured out my problem with dating because of this here blog. I mean, I could go to therapy for years or read an online dating blog by my bestie… hmmmm… See here is my problem… Out of all of them minus the hottie in a band ( because you know that is recipe for Hi I want you in my book) the Cute like a banana seems kinda funny, it's intriquing. I'd probably keep talking to the dude, to figure out why he thinks bananas are so cute… and then I'd end up in a deep unhealthy relationship with a mentally ill man who is obsessed with bananas. And banana can mean so many things… I mean how man times have we picked up a banana in conversation and it DIDNT stand for a banana if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge. I dont know where I'm going with this. But I feel Cute like a banana- boy needs to be studied. Hahahah
Lesson Number one for Do-boy : Yes, all you men want to DO her, but you'll get further if you say that atleast AFTER finding out her name and saying hello, little tip for you mister 70 year old virgin! Mmmkay!
Lesson Number two for Youre gorgeous-boy: What are WE going to do about her hottness?!?!! DO ABOUT IT?! Really? Are you going to DO HER until she is ugly or something? Like what does that mean?!!? honestly? I want to know, when they are talking out of their ass if brain activity really is going on up there because if it is I feel sorry for those two brain cells they didnt kill in college with alcohol, drugs, and slamming their head into walls. What we are going to DO about her hottness is block you and move on to the next douche bag for about 4.3 seconds and thus continue to try to find a dude who doesn't speak with his penis. Or atleast if you speak with your penis make it sound intelligent. Next time buddy try… hey you're gorgeous. I am sorry i keep saying that, but it's not every day Im taken aback… I'd love to get to know you.. my name is "insert none douche bag name here" and I'm from " non douche bag town here" and I am a successful, intelligent, business man with a savings, a house, and dreams yet to have made reality" you'll get panties off in one minute with that one.
I need to write a book
I told you not to let me go loose on a comment when im sleep deprived hahah.
Liz, I find you cute like a banana. And let's hope I dont know hottie in a band with tattoos. RAWR! Hahahah.
Whens Vol 2 coming out huh? huh? huh? I'm sooo waiting to tear into some more douche bags!!!
Oh my goodness you are too funny! Love your posts…they always brighten my day
oh my god i just busted out laughing at my desk (um yes boss, this grant is super funny, it's research about online dating, yikes!)
could i be cute like a blueberry? (i mean if we're talking fruit, i just prefer the berry group.)
I have always wanted to be called a banana. Haha! Too funny! The whackos really come out in full force don't they? That was what happened to my sister too. She didn't last long on there but here is hoping your experience ends much better!
xoxo
excuse me, is my cute as a banana there?!?!?
I'm sorry…I just can't help myself!
(ps DEF Starbucks free for life! for the BESTIES!!) ok my banana we MUST catch up! OMG I see this is going to be a problem…I MUST stop calling you banana.
xoxoxo
cute
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Cute… i hope you wink leads to more flirty fun!
What's up with the banana comment though? i mean seriously (:
lol this amuses me b/c banana is also a slang word for an American/Canadian born asian person (white on the inside, yellow on the outside) so thanks, I am a banana! Looks like you're off to an intriguing start with rocker dude, can't wait to read your upcoming adventures!
hahah oh goodness. eww.. is all i have for the first ones.. and my, oh my aww to the last! rocker types are to die for… my boy plays the guitar and sings and well.. weak in the knees anyone?? i hope this one ends up being a keeper! be safe!! dont let him be some sketchball..i may have to hunt him down and show him whats up.
<3 have a wonderful day love! and you're blog makes my heart pitter patter on a daily basis, so thank you!
aaaahhahahha that's hilarious!!
i'm glad you are online dating just for the sheer enjoyment of hearing your stories
but maybe the band man will come and sweep you off your feet with his guitar/drums/harmonica playing!
LMAO
what are we going to do about this ? ahhaa
im gonna link you right now darling;)
it seems ive had much better online dating experiences
lol – wooow – that is indeed bananas! Boys no matter if they're in person or online, over the phone are always an adventure!
p.s. I just tagged you.
"What are we going to do about this?"
OMG I am SO going to start using that phrase in daily conversation.
ha ha ha, my little banana, how we love you
I just want to say, I am insanely jealous of your hair.
Love the post also! Can't wait to hear more!
yey for cute drummer boys – i got me one of them too ;D
hahah crazy post girl, but i love it. you are adorable, so i hope the online dating thing works out well in the end!
That is my new catch phrase. I can't believe you aren't going out with someone you told you that you are cute like a banana. Such standards. Ah ha ha ha ha
I'm a few days late on this, catching up on blogs this weekend, but had to say I love this post. too funny! a banana? really? can't wait to hear about more of your misadventures in online dating
glad to hear you got to talk to what seems like one good guy at least.
oh, and love how one of the labels on this post is douchebags. classic.
Aww, bananas are cute! I like that. I'm going to start using it now.
You ARE cute – like a banana! I had an ex who said I was like an onion… (Clearly, he's an ex!) Bananas are far better!
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